Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Don't care. Now will someone give me a hand and-just somebody fucking help with this fort."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at Tox and show him my License.
"I'm an official Seamstress Of the Guild. My license arrived a few hours ago."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Yeah okay."
I help Salt with the fort.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I help Salt build the fort as well.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt-or Saltina I guess-wants to build a mattress fort and is conspiring with Zombie."
I fiddle with my bra strap.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sweet. Feel free to tear off my other arm as payment."

"Still just Salt, Sigma."

 

[Captain Anon]

"trilby yeah i got some -psychotics here catch" i say as i pull out a little bag of them and throw at trilby

 

[MinimanZombie]

I attempt to rip off Salts other arm.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, fuck. I guess I'll get back to you on payment."

I crawl into the fort.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smack Salt across the head with a metal baseball bat to stop him escaping, then tear off his other arm and toss it into the chocolate, before downing all of the anti-psychotics.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I finish adjusting my bra and turn to see Trilby swallow all of my Laxatives.
"Well fuck."
I look at Tox.
"You know...the Seamstress Guild. Which all of the Seamstress-es belong to. I'm a Seamstress, so I'm in the guild."

 

[Saltarius]

"I noticed a lot of male pronouns there, Trilby."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crawl into the fort. I put down a small cactus.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Sigma, then down at the pills.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
I tackle Woon into the Pool of Chocolatey Doom, then drown and respawn with no more drugs in my system.
I drag the chocolate corpse statue of me tackling Woon out of the Pool, and set it up outside the fort.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to the Dialog options hovering in front of Tox. The camera zooms in ridiculously close to my cleavage. The fire breaks the code, opening several hundred more options.
"Its really quite simple, It's a Guild; which is like a club, for Seamstresses; which are basically [FONT={Impact}/]Seamstresses[/FONT].

 

[Captain Anon]

i die then respawn "AH WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" i shout and start punching trilby in the face "hey sigma and i was a mage at more than one point in time" still while punching trilby in the face

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox. Hey. Tox. Ask Sigma about me. I wanna see what he says."

 

[Saltarius]

"THAT OPTION SURE AS HELL DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 'SALT!'"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch through Woon's chest, then ignite my firearm, cooking Woon's heart and lungs.

 

[Captain Anon]

i simply say "ow" before pulling out my revolver hit him with butt of it and then continuing to bash his brains in