Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

Woon fails to do that, due to the large, burnt hole in his torso.

 

[Captain Anon]

i die, respawn and then bash his brains in with the butt of my revolver

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn inside Salt's fort.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, Salt. So... nice fort."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I absentmindedly Drop the Bass, then turn to Tox.
":? I'm not a girl..."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk back over to everyone after having no luck finding the power source of The Mall. "So, I dare ask but what I miss?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma's a Seamstress, Salt's a girl and has no arms and I'm coating corpses in chocolate." I summarise.
I shoot a flare at the chocolate sprinkles under Knife's feet, melting them and causing Knife to sink.

 

[Knife-28]

I kick my way out of the chocolate sprinkles, then turn back to Trilby. "Salt's a girl? As in, a girl with tits??"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife fails to do that, because struggling against a non-Newtonian fluid like melted chocolate is pretty much the worst possible thing to do, and ends up drowning.
I drag his corpse out of the chocolate, and set it up with the rest.
"Yes. A girl with tits." I explain once Knife respawns.

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh look there goes another one bye knife" i say as i watch knife sinks into the chocolate sprinkles

 

[Knife-28]

"Augh, do I even want to ask why?" I ask Trilby.

 

[DotSlash]

I wake up yawning and look around. "Well... they're all at doing stupid shit again."

 

[Saltarius]

"MAYBE BECAUSE CERTAIN PEOPLE HAVE EXISTENTIAL DISCOVERIES ABOUT THEMSELVES AND AS SUCH WISH TO CHANGE. YOU AUSSIE FUCK."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why I'm coating people in chocolate? I've completely snapped. Why Sigma's a Seamstress? Because it's Sigma; he needs no reason. Why Salt is a girl? H- she won't tell us. However, what I can tell you is that she's armless because she gave me one arm for genderswapping her, and the other for helping her build that fort." I explain.
I run at Dot and tackle him into a chocolate pool, then respawn after I drown. I wait for Dot to die as well, then pull the corpses out.

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you guys could fill in the blanks on that one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Are you secretly hoping Sister is more attracted to you as a female?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That would be a plus, but no."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You want to try and be Rin from Katawa Shoujo?"

 

[Knife-28]

"You know, on one level I find this incredibly weird, gross and kinda creepy but on the other hand, I just sorta don't give a fuck any more."