Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Oh, you're wondering if we're wondering if you're trans. If you are, it's cool, we won't judge."
"You might be right Tril. You might just be right. Or, Salt might just be worried that we think that he is Trans, but he should know, that if he is, we will accept him all the same."
I snap out of my daze and notice Salt banging his head against the ground.
"Salt stop you'll give yourself concussion." I hand him a pillow, and turn to Tox.
"Gaaawd Tox you can't just become a Seamstress it takes years of training. You need to learn how to stand on street corners looking Seamstress-ey, and how to make sure you don't get sore after all the Seamstressing-which, let me tell you, is pretty fucking impossible to stop."
"Salt stop you'll give yourself concussion." I hand him a pillow, and turn to Tox.
"Gaaawd Tox you can't just become a Seamstress it takes years of training. You need to learn how to stand on street corners looking Seamstress-ey, and how to make sure you don't get sore after all the Seamstressing-which, let me tell you, is pretty fucking impossible to stop."
"In the Central Guildhall. Obviously. Come on I'll show you." I walk swankily away, swaying my hips in a Seamstressy fashion.
"Hang on Salt I need to use you as a Door." I walk up to Salt, grab her ear and twist. She glitches, semi-moprhing into a large wooden door.
As I step through I look over my shoulder at Dot.
"It's just Salt at the moment."
"Hang on Salt I need to use you as a Door." I walk up to Salt, grab her ear and twist. She glitches, semi-moprhing into a large wooden door.
As I step through I look over my shoulder at Dot.
"It's just Salt at the moment."
Knife lands in a pile of chocolate sprinkles, sending them flying everywhere. After standing and brushing the confectionary off him, he walks over to the group. "So, who's the new chick? She looks pretty-"
"It's Salt." I interrupt.
"-weird looking wearing Salt's clothes."
"It's Salt." I interrupt.
"-weird looking wearing Salt's clothes."
"We aren't, it's just Salt."
I smack Dot across the face with my metal bat, preventing him from resisting the sweet embrace of chocolatey death.
"No, that's just Salt wearing Salt's clothes. Salt's a lady n-"
I stare at Sigma.
"Okay, so Salt's a door now. But, I assume, a lady-door. Whatever that would mean."
I smack Dot across the face with my metal bat, preventing him from resisting the sweet embrace of chocolatey death.
"No, that's just Salt wearing Salt's clothes. Salt's a lady n-"
I stare at Sigma.
"Okay, so Salt's a door now. But, I assume, a lady-door. Whatever that would mean."
I collapse sideways into the chocolate, then respawn and retrieve both mine and Dot's corpses.
"We haven't got a fucking clue. About anything."
"We haven't got a fucking clue. About anything."
We enter a long, dark tunnel. I grab a flickering torch from the wall and hold it aloft. The orange glow casts the stone walls into sharp relief.
I look over my shoulder at Tox.
"Don't look through the Other Doors. You might end up in the Guild of Logan."
As I step forward, my skirt is caught on the wall and rips, tearing a large hole in the fabric.
"Shiite," I swear, and reach down to Seamstress it.
I look over my shoulder at Tox.
"Don't look through the Other Doors. You might end up in the Guild of Logan."
As I step forward, my skirt is caught on the wall and rips, tearing a large hole in the fabric.
"Shiite," I swear, and reach down to Seamstress it.
I throw a paper airplane over my shoulder. It travels down the tunnel and hits Dot in the cheek.
It reads: 'This is what happens when someone is on their quest. Paddy's is taking a while."
As I walk, I whistle an old tune.
"@@##{]*(&009*&6%%%%^6|\|\|\|~}@+-+(**&^^^*&^%%$$22132lalalalalaaaaaaaa...Most of it was. Check the ledgers, their Guild was only in Beta."
It reads: 'This is what happens when someone is on their quest. Paddy's is taking a while."
As I walk, I whistle an old tune.
"@@##{]*(&009*&6%%%%^6|\|\|\|~}@+-+(**&^^^*&^%%$$22132lalalalalaaaaaaaa...Most of it was. Check the ledgers, their Guild was only in Beta."