Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"oh nevermind then" i said as i put my AAC Honey Badger away

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Tox's legs and throw them at Woon.

 

[Captain Anon]

I dodge the flying legs "HA!!" i shout back at Trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blow up Woon's head with my goggles' repulsors.
"Hah."

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn behind trilby with my revolver to back of his head "ha" before blowing his brains everywhere

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Woon and inject him with pure alcohol.

 

[Captain Anon]

i let him do so "oh please do you know how long i spent my time in The Pub in my travels?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue injecting alcohol into Woon until his blood is mostly alcohol, at which point I hold a match up Woon's arm. As soon as a drop of his blood comes out of his arm, through the hole created by my syringe, the alcohol ignites, burning Woon alive through his circulatory system.

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh i see" but before i die i puke fire vomit so that i'm not the only one to die like this

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I step to the side before Woon vomits on me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I'm not near enough to Woon to be hit.

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh well i tried uh" i die and respawn "ok we good now? yes? good!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pour liquid nitrogen on Woon.
"Now we're good."

 

[Captain Anon]

"you know what i'll do it myself" putting my lighter out and i light myself up i die and i respawn

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Woon fails to do that, as he is frozen.
i hold out a cocktail glass, and a Bluetini lands in it. I snap off Woon's thumb, and drop it in the glass.

 

[Captain Anon]

"well fuck"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ice sculptures don't talk." I remind Woon.

 

[Captain Anon]

with sheer force i break free the head part of the ice "how bout now?" in a "here johnny" voice

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch as Woon explodes his own head.
"That was kinda silly, wasn't it."

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn in front of trilby "ha ha i respawned none the less" i said as i did this