Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Woon.
"What the fuck, man? I said 'we're good'! Why did you shoot me?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"for turning me into a fucking ice sculptures and NOW we are good" i said as i pulled out a cigar and lit it

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Sorry about all that, Diamond."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was fucking kidding, Woon!"

 

[Captain Anon]

i sit down somewhere and i put my feet up "this is me not caring"

 

[DotSlash]

I casually fly in driving my foot into Woon's throat.

"Sup again."

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn "nothing much just sitting around

and shooting people"

OOC: Dot's the guy in the fancy suit and bowler hat

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, Dot. You missed some pretty strange stuff. Apparently, my future self is going to help Zombie's future self annoy Salt by shoving some random woman in a cake."
I look over at Dot.
"Nice suit."

 

[Knife-28]

I wapk over to the group. "Please tell me all this time shit is sorted out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep. Until Zombie and I have to go back and be our future selves, that is."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and stuff.
"Thanks, Trilby."

 

[Knife-28]

"Good, maybe then we can have a break from all your bullshit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I wake up. A steel corridor stretches ahead of me. Large steel pipes line the walls, rusted valves attached at regular intervals. The air is dusty and still. Above and below me there are panels of metal grating. Beyond that, nothing. I peer forward into the gloom.[/i]

[img/]http://img.fotocommunity.com/Rendering/Stillleben-Objekte/Maintenance-Corridor-a19285711.jpg[/img]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, no, it's cool. Life is crazy when live in a Mall. One day you're stabbing someone, the next you're going out to lunch with them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Even so, there's a point where you get tired of all this hectic bullshit. Y'know?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know what, Knife? I sort of want to cause a time paradox. Just because fuck you."

 

[DotSlash]

"Plz don't. I like my universes not eating themselves or doing stupid time-loop bullshit.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know, right? It's, like, why can't this be a normal just for once!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Breaks from insanity are rather appealing now. Regardless, let's go somewhere more peaceful and pick up where we left off."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well then, tell Knife to stop being mean to me, or I'll break time."
I look up at Tox.
"We were, then Salt became a lady and then we did the thing with the Seamstress guild and then time shit and now we're here. So, apparently we gave up on having electricity. Because it's not like we need power for the respawn matrix. Or the ship's life support. Or, y'know, any of the things that let our spaceship be a spaceship, not a metal husk drifting aimlessly through space for all of time."