Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

She scoffs, a little calmer now, "Believe me, I'm teetering insanity; I'm far, far worse."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god, trust me, insanity was the cause of many problems for me. Not my own. Someone else. Dear god that was a fucked up period of my life. But uh...if it's alright with you...can I get back in?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, uh, yeah." She unlocks the door and let's Salt into the van. "This one time, I punched my Mom in the face because she called me an "asshole". I was 16 at the time, and she hasn't talked to me since."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The reception on the line begins to crackly and hiss. I frown and bang it against a wall, then hold it up to my ear. The line is completely dead.
"Goddammit I liked that phone."
I put it back into my bra, adjust my skirt and continue wandering the Market.

 

[Saltarius]

"Ha. That's nothing. I pushed a coworker off the roof of a office building once."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's nice, Sigma. Uh... don't touch anything. With your track record, you'd probably cause the deaths of millions." I say, but get cut off. "This will end well."
And then the lift stops.
"Dot, be a dear and fix the lift." I say, smiling as nicely as is possible for me. Which, unfortunately, looks like I'm going to carve Dot up and feed him to some kittens.
Either way, it would likely be a darn good motivator.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I kicked Waffles in the dick because he said something the final boss in Revengence was 'too unrealistic'. This was last week, by the way."

 

[Saltarius]

"Man, fuck him for that! Armstrong is the best final boss like...period!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fuck yeah! Seriously, one of the best fuckin' bosses ever!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Erm. If I may intrude...why exactly did you refer to this as a 'Mom Mobile'?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh! Uh," She looks away awkwardly, "I didn't say this in the beginning, but...I have a daughter..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh! Well, that's completely fine. I mean we've all got...personal things, don't we?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Omffnomfmnofnfomfonfmfmnonfnomfnomfnomfomnomnomnomnomnonfnomfomnfnomfnonf"
I try to barter with the stallhand through a mouthful of breadsticks.
"OMnommfNMonmfnfnfomfnmfmfmMFMNFOMNFMNFMFNM!nmnmnmnfifmfnmfnfifmfniioonomomnomnoof"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, she's a cutie too. Spitting imagine of me. Thank God for that..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm certain. Also...were you planning on going anywhere by us entering this vehicle? Just asking."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We're already here." Diamond parks outside of a park.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I chainsaw a hole in the floor, then toss a Molotov through.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Sorry. Visual impairment."

I step outside.

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck it, let's just find another elevator." I say, prying the doors open. I step out, only to find I'm on a ledge several thousand meters from the ground. Swearing, I turn to step back in the elevator only for the doors to shut infront of me.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I swallow, then continue my conversation with the stallhand.
"No you silly man I'm not a prostitute! I'm a Seamstress >"