Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Not to my knowledge."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is she around? Does she...still want to be around me?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh no, she fainted. Casey is over there fanning her."

 

[Saltarius]

"F-From what!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hemophobia, stupid. She's fine; it happens all the time to her."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Was I bleeding?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, dude. How do you think you died?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I...wait, where did I slip on this ice cube?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"As soon as you got into the car."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fffffuck. When do you think she'll come around?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Any minute-"

"OH GOD, THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!"

"Now."

 

[Saltarius]

I slowly get up and walk over to Kasey and the unconscious Diamond.

"Uh...hey."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're her date?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...I am, yeah. Sorry about the ice cube...slip...blood...incident."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't worry, it happens a lot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well regardless uh...your mom is a really great woman."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're damn right she is." She glares at Salt, "Listen, Sodium, was it? If I find out you so much as make her shed a tear, I'll personally r-"

Diamond moans a little, "Wha-...What happened."

Casey jabs Salt in the knees.

 

[Saltarius]

I kneel instinctively.

"It's uh...Salt, Kasey. And basically, I fell, bled out, you saw, fainted, and here we are."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh God, really? Again?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Apparently so. Sorry about putting you through that."