Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon, you do realise we're still going to call you Woon regardless of whether or not your name is Woon, or isn't Woon, don't you, Woon?" I say, patting Woon on the back as I pass by Woon when I leave the elevator that Woon is in and- you get my point.

 

[Knife-28]

"The elevator." I say, jerking a thumb at the elevator behind me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That was fucking quick. Ah well, I won't complain. Anyway, onto the Disney store!"
I charge towards it.

 

[Captain Anon]

i call trilby "first i've already left the elevator, second you're an asshole and third fuck you, eat ion cannon" disconnecting the call i turn to tox, knife and zombie "so is sister here?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Haven't you learned your manners? It's impolite to live in our presence. You will lay down and die!"

He clasps both wrists together and summons a stream of fire that torches you. BURN: -2

[HEADING=2]FIGHT![/HEADING]

PADDY THE SECOND: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

WARLOCKS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey I remember suddenly." I pull the pendant out of my pocket and put it around my neck. "Now it's my turn, literally!" I draw Peake in my other hand and leap at the warlock who burned me, slashing at him with both blades.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Woon.
"You're a dick, Woon."

 

[Captain Anon]

i turn around "yeah but then again here we're all dicks"

 

[Saltarius]

I phone Trilby.

"Yeah! He's a total dick."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey! I at least try to be nice!" I say to Woon.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt. Yes, he is."
I hand the phone to Woon.
"Salt says you're a dick."
I turn to Knife.
"And that makes the rest of us look bad, which, frankly, is a massive dick move."

 

[RaNDM G]

The pendant reflects the warlock's magic, setting his lapel on fire. BURN: -1

"What?!"

You assail him in his surprise, slashing at his arms and legs. DAMAGE: -5

The other points his finger and summons a lightning bolt, electrocuting you in your suit. ELECTRIC: -10

Electricity arcs from the pendant and shocks the warlock, dealing ELECTRIC: -3

"What is this magic?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Too nice."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok all expect knife and i think sigma. i could told you that trilby and you're a dick too salt"

"and a bigger dick move than shove a ion cannon blast up your ass?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FUCKED IF I KNOW ASSHOLES!" I sheathe Peake and use my gloves to electric my new sword, driving it straight through the warlock.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"On the subject Woon, where in God's name did you get an ION FUCKING CANNON?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, I'm a dick? ************, your life is in my hands, being a Knight and shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"No, it's your fault for being such collosal dickheads that it makes me look like the fucking pope!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"Pfft, I'm a dick? ************, your life is in my hands, being a Knight and shit."

"***** PLEASE i'm was a mage and i still am" i shout down the phone

 

[Saltarius]

"OH SHIT SOMEBODY REPORT THIS MOFO FOR BEING SEXIST! Nah, seriously though, fuck you."