Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

You plunge the sword through his abdomen, discharging a small shock. ELECTRIC: -2

He looks up at you and grimaces. His look turns into one of wild fear as water trickles from his mouth, his eyes and ears, his nose. You draw the sword back. Water courses from the wound like a flowing stream. He falls to the floor, desperately snorting water and gasping for air. The other is paralyzed in fear.

... out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

DROWNING: -10

PADDY THE SECOND: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WARLOCKS: IIIIIIIII

 

[Captain Anon]

"On the subject Woon, where in God's name did you get an ION FUCKING CANNON?"

"contracts, lots and lots of contracts especially in the Black Market and alot of pull in the World Government"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Still a dick move, Knife. If you didn't want to look so nice, go be a massive arse. Shoot Woon in the face, for example."
I grab my phone back from Woon.
"Salt, you are aware that Knife is also a Knight? We don't actually need you for Knighting. Also, we're basically immortal, making you BOTH redundant."

I hand the phone back to Woon.

 

[RaNDM G]

Nope. She ain't there.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, yeah. But like. Doom. Knight of Doom. Probably gonna shoot lava and shit from the ground."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Shit, this is the darkest place I can think of."
I walk out and stumble across the real darkest corner of the mall.
"Hey Tox, you have a torch?"

 

[RaNDM G]

A hand hands you a torch.

 

[Captain Anon]

"OH SHIT SOMEBODY REPORT THIS MOFO FOR BEING SEXIST! Nah, seriously though, fuck you."

"blah your insults are nothing to me"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn it on.
"Oh. Huh..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah cool whatever, gonna go get some ice cream with Diamond, TTYL, mofos, and by mofos I mean you Woon."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, blasting melting rocks out of the ground certainly isn't going to endanger the people you're supposed to protect!"
I chainsaw a penis into Woon's chest.
"Just a reminder that you're a dick."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Just shut the fuck up, Woon." I arrive at the Disney store, where Sister may or may not be there depending on what RaN and/or Zombie say.

"make me i'm on a fucking roll right now

 

[Captain Anon]

"Yeah cool whatever, gonna go get some ice cream with Diamond, TTYL, mofos, and by mofos I mean you Woon."

"i didn't get that joke so yeah deal with it"

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:too late tox i've already killed myseflf

i sigh before shooting trilby dead and then myself in the head i then respawn without the dick in my chest

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately, Woon fails to do any of that, as Tox beat him to death.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh thanks, but that mysterious hand has already handed me one, and the owner of the hand has been revealed! It is in fact-"
And then Ran cuts me off.

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn "oh well at least the dick is out of my chest"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Amongst all the commotion and deaths surrounding the Mall, Diamond, Casey, Waffles and Salt get ice cream and return to their apartment.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...this is pleasant."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Pleasant" being a cluttered mess of anime posters that'd make the most hardcore weeabo cover his face in shame, hard-covered literature that looked they were Methuselah's first books, and a lazy cat, lying amongst it all on a sunken-in couch.

"Geromy!" Diamond screamed, unexpectedly loud, "Get off the couch!" The cat did not respond; it looked damn near dead. Diamond stormed over to it, grabbed it by it's pelt and threw it on the floor. The cat- Geromy, was it?- came back to life and laid back down on a window sill. "Make yourself at home, Salt!" Diamond said, in her once ladylike tone.