Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I can't even see what's going on."

 

[Captain Anon]

i get a bottle of whiskery and a shot glass

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Trust me, it's horrible." Anyone, it doesn't matter, comments.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Can we do something else then? That isn't a sub=par animated family picture?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond pops in The Incredibles, literally the family movie ever.

 

[Saltarius]

"Good and all, but can we do something that isn't a film?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Salt gets shushed by everyone in the apartment. Yes, even the cat.

 

[Saltarius]

"I brought fuckin' Jenga though!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How can you play Jenga?" I ask, still engrossed in the movie, "You're blind."

 

[Saltarius]

"Er...ABLEIST!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Everyone ignores Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I slump off of the couch.

"I'm gonna go augment myself or some shit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, okay." Everyone drones.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm gonna go cut myself."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Do you require assistance with your endeavor?" Asks an ominous voice from seemingly nowhere.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Monobear?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...What is it with this household and allusions to Japane-" It sighs dramatically, "No, I am not some robotic, anamorphic murder. I am the spirit latent deep within your very soul. I see your desires. You want respect, don't you? You want to be revered the things you do instead being trampled over everyone and their grandmother?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is love an extension of respect?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The voice laughs in a hearty but dignified manner, "But, of course! With the respect comes along the love of those who mistreated and ignored you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cuz' I mean I'm pretty sure that me and Diamond are already on an intimate level and now's just a bad time."