Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"You stated that you were going to cut yourself and no one bated an eyelash."

 

[Saltarius]

"I-It wasn't serious!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Serious or not, no one cared."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're just trying to manipulate me because I'm really susceptible to that due to how desperate I am!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Wow, no actually lampshaded what I do before."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because mysterious ominous voices like you always do that!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That is certainly untrue!" A small will-o-wisp appears in front of Salt, "We "ominous voices" all mere souls trying to lead you filthy humans to our whim. Not always is it some evil machination followed it! It is our entertainment!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...So what're you going to do about it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The soul laughs again, heartily and dignified, "You don't know who your insulting do you? Perhaps, it was an easy decision to listen to my whims in the beginning so you would not be in this position." The soul's aura grow bright red, "I am an archdemon of highest calibur! I am the top of the echelon, I am the alpha and the omega of Hell! I am The Herald of Mammon and I-"

Unbeknownst to Salt and the soul, The Incredibles ends. "H.A.M, shut up!" I yell, throwing a book at the soul. "God, so, annoying."

Diamond runs over to Salt, "Jeez, are okay!?" She asks, inspecting his wrists.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wh...yeah. I...didn't mean it. I needed to see if you cared. It was real bitchy of me. Sorry."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, no, it was my fault. We all just got so caught in that totally amazing movie."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it was mine."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, it was mine."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it was mine."

 

[Captain Anon]

i do shots to see how drunk i can without passing out

 

[Paddy the Second]

...

"Wow. That was surprising." I stab another warlock.

 

[Captain Anon]

so far i'm on my 30th shot and i'm not even a little drunk

 

[MinimanZombie]

It turns out Woon has just been drinking water, and therefore wouldn't be drunk.

 

[Captain Anon]

i throw at the bottle away and get a bottle of vodka and taking shots

 

[MinimanZombie]

It would appear that the bottle of vodka is in fact, another bottle of water.