Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

i turn the bottle into a Molotov and i throw at zombie and sits back happily as zombie brusts in flames

 

[MinimanZombie]

Unfortunately that is impossible as the bottle was filled with water, so the bottle only shatters when it hits me.
"Ow. Why did you do that?"
I kick Woon in the shins.

 

[Captain Anon]

i kick zombie in the shins as well then with right hook i punch him in the face

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What the fuck dude? We we're even when I kicked you!"
I uppercut Woon over well placed railing.

 

[Captain Anon]

i fall to the ground but i quickly get back, run up the stairs and punch in the gut so much it winds him

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow, stop making us uneven you moron!"
I throw Woon over the railing in a way that he breaks his neck. He then becomes paralyzed as a result.

 

[Captain Anon]

no i actually die as a result of breaking my neck i then respawn

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh fine, so you got lucky that time."
I shoot Woon in the spine.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon, stop hitting Zombie so he has to hit you by the rules we make up as we go along."

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn again "fine but zombie has to stop turning my drink into water"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmm? How am I doing that? You're the one taking shots of water."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Woon a vodka bottle filled with a clear liquid.
"Here, have some of my vodka. 100% Guaranteed not water."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oooohhhh now this is the good stuff, thank you very much" i say walking off

 

[ShindoL Shill]

As Woon walks away, he feels a strange sensation inside his body.
Mostly because what I gave him was sulfuric acid, which is now dissolving his internal organs.
"That's why I gave it to you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know, for a second I really thought it would just be water."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, I'm not that much of a dick."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, don't worry I trust you not to be that much of a tosser."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Apparently, so does Woon. Well, he probably doesn't any more..."

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:i said i walked off not start drinking.

when i'm far enough from the others i uncork the bottle and i give a sniff it "well played trilby well played" i don't drink the bottle but i keep it on my person

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch Woon sniff the acid, then not drink it, through the zoom function on my goggles.
"That son of a whore."
I shoot the bottle while it's still up to Woon's face, covering his arms, chest and legs in corrosive acid.