Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"NO I WILL NOT ALLOW THE DESTRUCTION OF EARTH!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That looks like a really big laser pointer. Plus I need to wait till we're near Earth."
I turn to Paddy's Tulpa.
"Why not?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Cos it's a shitty thing to do."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Earth is probably destroying other planets by now though."

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH ASSHOLE! SOME PEOPLE HERE LIKE EARTH!" I yell from the window.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Unlike everything else we do, which is pure and good. We're paragons of humanit- ahahahah! Sorry. Couldn't say that with a straight face..."
I look up at Salt.
"What's Earth ever done for you that the Mall didn't do a whole lot better?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's all under water actually isn't it? So all the historical stuff I want to save is probably destroyed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"At the temperature the earth's surface is, according to Artie, almost all the water will have evaporated."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh, we'll see what happens."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ssssssssooooo what now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, either we tell Sister that Salt is trans, or we tell her to go talk to him/her."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think she might know, now..." I say to Zombie, pointing at Sister, who didn't actually leave.
"Artie, our ship's Artificial Intelligence."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait what's this about Salt?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i say we go find her any leads as to where she is"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wow. That was surprising." I stab another warlock.

DROWNING: -9

PADDY THE SECOND: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WARLOCKS: ---------

That was too easy. If a couple of warlocks are all they'll throw at you, this quest will be cake.

The chapel collapses. Rain falls, dousing the wild flames. The sun rises, bathing the valley in light.

You smile.

[HEADING=1]END ACT 8[/HEADING]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where who is?" I ask Woon.
I turn to Paddy's tulpa.
"Salt's a lady now."

 

[Captain Anon]

"sister's location"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait what? What do I do now?" I walk east.

"Oh ok. I'll have to tell me again when I see him. Where is Salt then?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We literally just found her, oh my god, we just spoke to her, Jesus fuck."
I facepalm so hard I break my nose.
"I just...No."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I point at Sister.
"There she is! I win." I say emotionlessly.
I point at the window Salt leaned out of earlier.
"My guess would be in there."