Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"You're getting chocolate everywhere! Aw man your clothes are all ruined now. You know chocolate is a devil to get out."
"S- Sigma? Hello? Fucking balls."
I paddle the television over to Zombie and Woon.
"Sigma's done something ridiculously stupid. Luckily, he has yet to crash any form of air- and/or space-craft. So... that's probably good."
I paddle the television over to Zombie and Woon.
"Sigma's done something ridiculously stupid. Luckily, he has yet to crash any form of air- and/or space-craft. So... that's probably good."
i grab tins of paint from the department store and throw it all over zombie "it's sigma if he doesn't drop airplanes on someone every hour he'll drop one on himself or his little head will explode i think"
"Aw, now you've gone and ruined my clothes!"
I beat Woon to death with a crowbar.
"Also, it's Sigma. He'll do his thing, he'll be fine, and we'll be fine."
I beat Woon to death with a crowbar.
"Also, it's Sigma. He'll do his thing, he'll be fine, and we'll be fine."
i respawn then beat the crap of zombie with the metal baseball bat and then i shove it down his throat "well you turned my cigar into a chocolate bar, what do you think i'd do?!"
It would appear the baseball bat is actually a kit kat.
"Ooh, yum. Thanks! Also, I'm not magically changing these items, you're just picking up the wrong things!"
I walk off while eating it.
"Ooh, yum. Thanks! Also, I'm not magically changing these items, you're just picking up the wrong things!"
I walk off while eating it.
"ooh piss off before i drop a house on you and then shove an ion cannon blast up your ass and it's not you it's the another you"
"Dropping a house on me? Why that's impossible! For one, we're in a mall with no houses! Unless you mean a toy play house, but that wouldn't really hurt would it? And shoving an ion cannon blast up my ass? Well, I'd had to sit on the thing first, and I very well won't do that.[small] And lets not even begin to ponder where you would get such a thing.[/small]"
"Of course, Woon. Another Zombie. One who is able to warp reality. And where is this Zombie? Over here?"
I open a janitor's closet.
"Here?"
I peer into an air vent.
"Clearly, this other Zombie is a master of stealth."
I open a janitor's closet.
"Here?"
I peer into an air vent.
"Clearly, this other Zombie is a master of stealth."
"already have one actually and i got a friend who's a higher up in the black market and i'll leave at that" i turn to trilby fourth wall breaking powers active!!! "no he's there silly" i point outside RP galaxy, into reality andpull zombie the one behind the computer in to the mall
"What black market? I do not see any black markets. In fact, we have little to no contact to anyone outside the mall. Even the internet is all just archives which are regularly updated."
Also Woon smashes his hand against a wall while trying to grab the 'real' Zombie.
Also Woon smashes his hand against a wall while trying to grab the 'real' Zombie.
I watch Woon point at a shop, then drag someone out.
"Woon, that's a mannequin."
I turn to Zombie.
"Well, we do go down onto planets sometimes. And I suppose we could contact people outside the mall, if we had anyone TO contact."
"Woon, that's a mannequin."
I turn to Zombie.
"Well, we do go down onto planets sometimes. And I suppose we could contact people outside the mall, if we had anyone TO contact."
"ah screw this firing ion cannon" i teleport out for the minute via portal
and it erases the last argument of the past hour
and it erases the last argument of the past hour
"Woon you just ran into a hedge. And we can still see you. And there is still no ion cannon."
I turn back to Trilby.
"I suppose but while we're in the mall, in space, we can't really contact that many people. And yeah, who'd believe us?"
I turn back to Trilby.
"I suppose but while we're in the mall, in space, we can't really contact that many people. And yeah, who'd believe us?"