Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm still a guy, Paddy"
[i/]I get to my feet and adjust my corset, again. It needs to be restringed. The Seamstress Guild won't be happy.[/i]
"Any idea where we are?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FUCK NO! owowowowowowow. Nice dress, hook me up with whoever made up after this. ANd how would i know ehwre we are i came here because oyu said there werre books?""

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I look down at my outfit, still damp after the pool dimension.[/i]
"Thanks. It's standard-issue. And yeah look around. Theres loads of books."
[i/]I look down at the floor, and notice a piece of paper. Bending down to pick it up, I show it to the half-Tulpa.[/i]
"Hey look an advertisement. Maybe there's a Seamstress Inn around here."

[img/]http://www.pendragoncostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/frames/courtesan_frame.gif[/img]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Standard issue for who? And I can't exactly put on a dress like this can I?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"For practicing members of the Seamstress Guild silly."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HHHHowww do i join this hting>"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I turn to Paddy.[/i]
"Here fill out this form."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Out of boredom I give Trilby a hair cut.

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC: HA HA payback time

"zombie why are you giving Trilby a haircut?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because I want to? Duh. We all need hair cuts, considering we haven't had any for weeks/months/years."

 

[Captain Anon]

"that's true but i don't know if i could trust you with my hair or scissors for that my matter, you may cut my throat with em so i'll do it myself when i can but for now i'll just shave my beard a little" i say picking a razor and start to shave my beard off

OOC:-looks at the forum's tile- oh shit we're nearing the end

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Nah, we're at the end of this act and we're nearly done with Paddy's quest.]
"Pfft. You call that a beard? It's barely a stubble."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I check my hair in a mirror.
"Thanks, Zombie."
I put on a trilby, then punch Woon's wrist, causing him to cut his throat with the razor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No problem Tril!"
I proceed to give Tox a hair cut.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Lemme just. Nope can't do it. Save that for the real me."

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC: oh good i thought the forum was ending for a minute then.

"damnit" i die and then respawn "what the hell was that for?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was just giving you..."
I run into a store, grab a pair of sunglasses, then run back out and put the glasses on.
"A close shave."

 

[Captain Anon]

suddenly "AW YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cover my ears.
"Never. Ever. Do that again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, exactly."
I chainsaw Woon in half.