Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Thanks," I say before turning to Salt.

"You should really get your haircut man. I know it's hard to take care of yourself being blind, but seriously. Run a comb through it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, don't be such an uptight bastard about this. Trilby, Knife, Tox, and now Ran have all have haircuts and they like them."

 

[RaNDM G]

"We want you to be confident. If you don't care for the way you look, you'll make a terrible first impression at..."

We haven't set a course.

"Wherever the fuck we're going, look, I'm gonna go check on something. Just uh... Bye."

I leave in a hurry.

 

[Saltarius]

"Besides, Waffles cut it before I went out on that first date with Sist-that date. Which wasn't too long ago."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt!"
I grab Salt by the shoulders regardless of any factors.
"Your hair, is fucking atrocious."

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ. Just do it already then if you won't shut the fuck up about it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give Salt the most amazingly beautiful hair cut ever.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Whatever. Thanks."

I walk back to the pool and slowly climb in.

"Fuckin' shits."

 

[Captain Anon]

i fall asleep

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I toss Woon into the water, face-down.

 

[Captain Anon]

"damnit" i say as i fall into the water, i then get out and tosses trilby, head first

 

[Saltarius]

"No, of course, can‛t get a half hour of peace."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I swim to the other side, then get out and shoot a crossbow bolt into Woon's foot, inexplicably pinning it to the ground.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull it out and i throw it back "hey trilby catch!!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, go do what you normally do and fuck yourself."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I catch the bolt, load it into my crossbow and shoot Woon in the other foot.
"Thanks!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"damnit" i pull the arrow out of my foot and i pull out my gun and shoot trilby in both of his feet

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, no fair!"
I pour a load of petrol into the swimming pool, then hobble over to Woon, lighting a small rag as I go. Once I reach Woon, I tackle him into the petrol, which ignites.

 

[Captain Anon]

i bring trilby down with me by grabbing him in a headlock so if we hit the bottom trilby's head would hit it first

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey narrator am I there yet?"