Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]The raised letters above the screen read 'Sean Connery.' On the screen itself, several readouts flicker in a greenish haze. A large window pops up, with an almost-full loading bar on it. It finishes, and The entire screen goes dark.
Then light returns, and I see the Mall. Small figures dance around far below, and pixelated shops stretch off into a voxel horizon. I experimentally tap a button, and a beep answers from the computer. A whine builds from the speakers, then a blue flash covers the screen. A large burning ball of plasma arcs towards the fighters below.[/i]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"OHGODWHY."
I dive into the hole that Sean escaped from.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I continue climbing the large leg, which protects me from the ball of plasma.
Below me, Sean Connery's shin begins to burn, the ashes falling away, down the hole. I quickly leap to the other leg, right before the area I had just been hanging on to crumbles off.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How about 'Looks like Little Alice went through a growth spurt'?" I suggest, now hanging off Sean Connery's waist. "Wait, that wouldn't work, unless you upgraded Little Alice..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Walken Wasp slams into Sean's face, causing him to lurch backwards, smashing into a wall.

Meanwhile I begin to look around.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Luckily, I'm able to slide inside a small wound, caused by Walken-Wasp's stinger, before I get squished against the wall.
"Well, this isn't how I expected to spend my evening..." I mutter, before climbing back out and resuming my climb.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears in the mall. "hey guys."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A bullet narrowly misses me.
"What the fuck, Tox!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I kick down the door and storm inside.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]The feed disappears in a burst of static.[/i]

 

[Knife-28]

"Let's see, jet fighters, no. Jet taco's, no. Jet pants, no. Ah, here we go." I say, grabbing a jetpack. Walking out of the 'Jets-R-Us' I look up at the giant Sean Connery and blast off, rocketing past Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OH NO YOU DON'T!"
I shoot Knife's jetpack, causing it to comically whiz around the room like a balloon, before crashing into a wall.
I finish climbing up to Sean Connery's neck, then begin cutting through his spine with my chainsaw.

 

[Knife-28]

"Augh, fuck." I mutter, pulling myself out of the hole in the wall and shrugging off what's left of my jetpack. "Alright, it's on now."
Looking around, I see Walken-Wasp flying below me and, without thinking at all how this will end up, launch myself over the railing and fall straight onto his back.
"High ho Walken, away!" I yell, as we fly towards the giant Sean Connery.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I quickly saw open Sean Connery's jugular and carotid, each of them spraying Knife and Walken-Wasp with a torrent of blood. Combined, the blood has enough force to push Walken-Wasp back to the wall.
Giant Sean Connery topples over due to the large amount of neck and leg injuries he has sustained. I leap up as he falls down, allowing my chainsaw to cut clean through the rest of Sean Connery's neck. I land, saw blade down, on Sean Connery's spine, and ride the chainsaw down his back.
Sean Connery's massive, decapitated corpse and head slam into the ground, and I raise my goggle lenses so I can see again.
"That. Was. AWESOME!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, now your just showing off!" I yell, wiping the blood from my eyes. Hearing buzzing, I turn to see Walken-Wasp trying to take off with it's mangled wings. I roll my eyes, and finish him off with a grenade launcher round to the face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Knife. Yes, I am." I say as I wipe the blood off my metal arm.

 

[Captain Anon]

i watch as the Walken-Wasp falls and hits the ground with thud "dear, dear me what a mess"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glance at the massive hole in the ground, the red swimming pool and the pool of blood covering the floor around us, as well as some on the cracked walls and ceiling, and the two giant corpses.
"Yes, it is a bit of a mess." I muse.
I rev my chainsaw, spraying blood over Woon.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"RARGH!" I light Powerbastard (The Baddest) aflame and punch a wall.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The head rolls towards Sean Connery. It begins to re-attach itself smoothly. Walken Wasp sinks into the ground while also healing, as does Sean. A voice vibrates through the mall.

"YOU HAVE NOT DEFEATED US YET..."