Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"God. Fucking. Dammit!"
I chainsaw Woon's head off in anger.

 

[RaNDM G]

"RARGH!" I light Powerbastard (The Baddest) aflame and punch a wall.

The tunnel collapses behind you.

I would say something about controlling your anger, but frankly that's what got us this far.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why is everything so unstable here!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punt Woon's head at Tox.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slam the head into the floor before it hits Tox.
"REJECTED!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears in the mall. "Why can't people build durable buildings geeze it's not that hard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well maybe if we worked to improve it and reinforce it or something stupid like that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean like on planets where the actual me is. Fucking buildings coming down all over the place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Well maybe it's filled with some sort of more basic civilization. Like us in medieval times. And therefore, they can't build as well or with modern materials."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Medieval churches lasted a couple centuries of multiple world wars idiot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well obviously not those sort of buildings. I was talking about basic homes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They had more effective weapons than a dumbshit idiot running through a wall."

((700 PAGE GET!))

 

[Captain Anon]

"OH MY GOD" my head explodes from reaching page 700

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start hacking at Woon's face with my chainsaw.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why is everything so unstable here!"

Someone must have rolled a two. Are we going to explore the dark creepy tunnel or what?

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah no" i said as the chainsaw comes at me i put my hand up and i sightly touch the chainsaw and it sends a static shock into the chainsaw turning it off completely and falls to pieces "i've had enough of that damn thing" i say as i walk off

 

[ShindoL Shill]

That doesn't happen because there's no way for Woon to be carrying that large of a static charge. Or even any kind of charge.
Instead, his hand is sliced in half. Along with his face.
"You know, that gives me an idea..."
I walk off to my lab.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YOU KNOW IT ************!" I run down the tunnel.

 

[RaNDM G]

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You run down the tunnel. This End of Act is drawing to a close, you can feel it.

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

... This is different.

Now what?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HELLO? ANY WARLOCKS AROUND?"