Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Mmmph?"
I surface, only to be roasted alive. I respawn, and look up.

"Huh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now it's too fucking hot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm just gonna... uh..."
I sink down to the bottom of the pool.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon stomps around, occasionally allowing a loud roar to escape its mouth. It proceeds to stomp on me, and then tries to crush Trilby and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw hell no!"

I roll out of the way.

"I did not have this whole discovery of self bullshit and also the business with Diamond so you could come and fuck it all up!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on a respirator, and use my goggles to blast a hole in the bottom corner of the pool, creating a small hole for me to hide in. From this hole, I continue to blast bits of floor away to make an escape tunnel.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon destroys a pillar, dropping the rubble into the pool, causing a wave to sweep Tox away.

 

[Saltarius]

I climb onto the dragon's back and grapple its wings.

"YEAH, FUCK YOU, TEREZI'S MOM!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon rolls over, crushing and killing Salt. It then begins smashing it's tail into different pillars and shops, wrecking anything it hits.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"ALRIGHT YOU FUCK, YOU WANNA GO? WE CAN FUCKING GO?"

That said, I run down the mall away from the dragon.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon shoots another ball of fire after Salt, burning him to a crisp.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn and climb onto the dragon, pouring gasoline all over it's body.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon gladly sets itself on fire, proving that you can't kill a dragon with fire.
"Good job Salt! Now we have a dragon, which is also on fire."

 

[Saltarius]

"AT LEAST I'M TRYING SHIT!"

I climb off the dragon, unlodging a floor tile and heading into the sub-basements.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Giant Sean Connery and Walken Wasp are conversing in a foreign tongue. They spot Salt. Meanwhile the dragon lies down and goes to sleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"Samurai Zombie Nation."

In the few seconds that buys me, I return to the surface.

"Alright, fuck it, I'm defaulting on my basic plan. Get the liquid nitrogen."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I run towards Salt with the liquid nitrogen.

 

[Saltarius]

"THE DRAGON SHITHEAD! HIT THE DRAGON WITH IT! PREFERABLY THE HEAD!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

When I hear the sound of the dragon sleeping, I crawl out of my tunnel and quietly walk over to Zombie.
I make a few gestures in sign language, assuming that Zombie knows it, because apparently I do now.

'Give the dragon the eggs back.'

I start climbing up the ruined storefronts. I reach a ridiculously high window, which I shatter, and enter the store, which sells various electronic components. I grab a bunch of things, then stand in the window, ready to drop on the dragon's head if it attacks Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I chuck the liquid nitrogen at the dragon. It hits it, falls to the floor and rolls away.
"Okay, what now?"
I phone Trilby.
"Fuck no."