Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Hey narrator am I there yet?"

Where?

Oh yes, that's right.

[sub][sub](noirlac)[/sub][/sub]

A day's trip takes you back to the base of the mountain.

Now what?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!" I punch a tree. "Where in hell do these goddamn warlocks live?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jam a pencil into both of Tox's eyes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I fall into the pool, forget how to swim, and drown. I then respawn near Tox.
"Psst. Psst Tox. Over here..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch Tox feel the severed leg of questionable origins, and then turn in my direction.

And then I just shoot him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I push him over with my foot.
"Tox seriously just die. You'll get better."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stab another pencil into Tox's spine.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I wake a room. The short step from an ignorant mind to a conscious one happened quickly, so fast I was almost aware of being asleep. I get to my feet, and look around. The room looks like it has not been entered for years. A layer of dust clings to every surface, every corner and every edge. A thin, weak yellow light shines in from a window set high on the opposite wall, illuminating the tiny motes in the air. They seem to dance and twirl, rising and falling and rising again. The shelves against the wall to my right are filled with old computer parts. Motherboards and CPUs and wires, circuitry and batteries and screens, all covered with dust. Likely not been touched or decades at least. I turn around, scanning the rest of the room. There is no door. Only the single window.
Underneath the window sits a bank of computers. There is no dust on them, and they gleam in the watery sunlight. Brand new.
Walking over to them,I flick one of the monitors. With a whirring hum, it powers up. The screen flickers for a moment, then comes to life, bathing the room in an alien green glow. Black text flows down at a speed to fast to read, then stops. A window pops up. I squint to read it.[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start firing a gun into the air randomly.
By sheer dumb luck, all of the bullets miss Tox by inches.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Where in hell do these goddamn warlocks live?"

The sun sets, leaving you alone in the pale moonlight.

You spot smoke billowing from the mountain's summit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"NO.
NO! YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SERIOUS!"
I climb the mountain.

 

[RaNDM G]

Either it's a lot taller than you remember or you were just faster walking down. Either way, it is early morning before you reach the source of the smoke.

It's a campfire, sitting in front of a door.

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

Right. That's not menacing at all.

 

[Knife-28]

I poke Tox with the end of my cane.

Then, a few moments later, I smash him over the head and kick him, 300 style into the pool.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FUCK!" I kick down the door and storm inside.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I find a small pouch. I open it, and a putrid gas escapes it.
"Oh dead God what is this?"
Suddenly, a colossal being smashes up through the floor. We look up, and see that is in fact...
"Look! It's Sean Connery!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look up at the giant Sean Connery.
"Okay then."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Suddenly Walken-Wasp appears too and begins battling Sean.
"Okay."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You think if we cut off Giant Sean Connery's head, we'll absorb his power?" I ask.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe we will Trilby. Maybe we will."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I draw two swords, then jump at Sean Connery's massive leg. My blades stab into him, and I start to climb up Sean Connery.