Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I shout up into the air at the G-Man, "How much longer is this gun going to last? More specifically, how long until I can use this freely?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Another hour is fine with me."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and deliver a wicked uppercut to Erics jaw. While he's laying on the ground in pain, I use one of the smaller hoses on my contraption to paint a simple 'K' on him with hot sauce, before fleeing into the night.

 

[Saltarius]

I pull the knife from my knee, spark my gauntlets and electrify it, and huck it at Draven, landing in his heart and most likely exploding it from the *cough cough* amount of volts.

"Do we ever win, G-Man? Do we just leave and carry on? WWill someone die? Will we all?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well... That's kind of the point, isn't it? Everyone dies. And everyone carries on."

The man finishes brewing himself a pot of coffee and pours himself a cup.

"For now, don't worry about it. All of you were summoned. You will find out why soon en-"

The Mall is shook with a loud bang that cuts off the feed. Everyone is knocked off of their feet. An automated message plays over the intercom.

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh shit."

I ran as fast as I can and jam my electrified gauntlets into a fuse box to darken the mall so no one can find me. I unpsark the gauntlets for good measure.

 

[Knife-28]

Using some nightvision goggles I swipped from the army supply store I sneak up on Eric and fire a few blasts of super hot sauce in his eyes before dissappearing again.

 

[Grim327]

I run over to the food court only to run into pitch black. "Well shit, this can't end well. I start blindly firing my flaming nail gun into the darkness, hoping to hit something.

 

[Knife-28]

As I hear a volley of nails flay overhead, I hit the floor, as return fire with a blast of hot-sauce.

 

[RaNDM G]

The revolver's hammer locks in place. It can no longer be cocked and fired.

 

[Grim327]

I feel the hot sauce hit touch my hair. I then run backwards out of the darkened area with my head down. "I need a car to drive or something with wheels." And so I run to the outdoors store and find a ATV propped up like a showpiece on some fake rocks. I jump on and drive it to my regular stop, the hardware store. I weld two chainsaws on the back, douse them in gasoline, taking extra caution not to get on me or the ATV itself, and set the chainsaws on fire. I then drive my death machine into the darkness of the food court screaming "How about some offroad fury?!?!"

 

[Knife-28]

Fortulently, I can see Grim's death machine coming from a kilometer away, and easly dodge. I chuck my hot-sauce launching backpack cannon at the ATV, and, freed of it's weight, run to the Tron store and steal a light cycle.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run away from the cloud of deadly gas, my reflexes dulled by the pot ((I was asleep you guys)) swatting at it with the sword in an attempt to disperse it until someone portals it away to god knows where. Inan attempt to find some relief for stomach cramps I head towards what looks like a pharmacy but is actually a blacksmith's "How does that even work? Oh well, let's get a Homestuck reference all up in this bithch." I break the blade of the sword in two, I then go to a hardware store and strap a battery pack to it before smashing a Molotov cocktail on the end. "Srider never thought of doing this" I then Hear the strange and unmistakeable sound of an ATV with flaming chainsaws attached and move swiftly in the opposite direction.

 

[Knife-28]

"My Homestuck reference sense is tingling!"
I crash my lightcycle out the front display of the Tron store and speed towards Paddy, leaving an orange lightwall behind me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up in the local KFC. Once again still with all my weapons that I started with. I must have bled out from the nails. I look out the door and see... complete darkness. I can sense the carnage though. Before I leave I eat some food.I use the darkness as an advantage and sneak into a liquor store and find one of Paddy's unused Molotovs from earlier. I light it and throw it into what I guess is the center of the mall. I find more and throw them into random locations. "Guess that was the last of them" I quietly say to myself. I wait and see what the results of the fire are, with a tomahawk in one hand and a machete in the other.

 

[Paddy the Second]

" A light cycle!? I knew I should have watched Tron, is there way to stop these things?" I leap out of it's path in a dramatic fashion at the very last second and shout.

"Be you friend or foe?" I ready my flaming electrified sword in case it's the latter.

 

[RaNDM G]

I break the blade of the sword in two, I then go to a hardware store and strap a battery pack to it before smashing a Molotov cocktail on the end.

Paddy the Second: [small]1/2[/small] JIAN SWORD OF ERIC DRAVEN - BURN, ELECTRIC

Eric's not going to be happy about this. *chuckles*

 

[MinimanZombie]

Well at least it's one less deadly weapon to worry about. Yet somehow I'm certain it won't be the last. "Hey G-man, Are we gonna find out why we're here anytime soon? Because I'm getting pretty bored of watching it burn down."