Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"That's where the electrification comes into play." I bunny hop onto the bannister and ride up, carried by it's motion.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I try to ride up the stairs, but immediately face plant into the staircase. "Ow." I say. I ride up the disable access ramp instead.

 

[Saltarius]

I spark my electro-gauntlets to see just where I am in the mall, and spy a trio ascending the floors. They're the only alliance that I've seen so far, so it'd be wise to join them.

I rush over to their group, and offer my hand. "Care for one more?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'd let you join. As long as you don't shock us to death." I reply.

(OOC: I'm gonna go away for a few minutes. Just pretend I'm here.)

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not the betraying kind. I'm generally the betrayee."

I walk up the stairs alongside Zombie and his party.

 

[Ninjamedic]

OOC: Where is everyone now?

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Our group is ascending some escalators. I wouldn't recommend taking on four guys, two of which have really f**king powerful weapons.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com walks about for a fair bit. He had cleaned the Rancor pit earlier, and had repaired the walls. He continued to ride his segway with its homemade shotguns, filled with forks and homemade gunpowder. He had yet to fire it, though. Either way, he drove around, mop on back, Subtle Knife by side, and third cannon shotgun homemade in pocket. He continued cleaning up the mall.

 

[Ninjamedic]

OOC: Then what am I supposed to do with an ice-cream van made into a war machine?

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen, I think we should just ignore the Janitor guy. He seems to be intent on cleaning this mall up. And seeing how my 'f**k the system' plan isn't going so well, we need to find a way to win. Somehow..."

I spark my gauntlets to provide some better light, and spy a Japanese antique store. Seeing my prize, I rush in and grab a fairly-lengthy katana. I wrap some scrap metal around the handle and test it by sparking my gauntlets.

Say hello to the Blade of Saltarius.

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: Try to attack Doctor Com?

Doctor Com finishes up re-building the mall, and re-stocking the shops. He sits down, and tries to make a pistol for flaming CD's

 

[Ninjamedic]

I continue to add more armour to the Van, adding launchers for flaming projectiles.

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: I recommend joining us, because you aren't going to survive attacking us, ice cream death machine or no.

 

[Ninjamedic]

OOC: I'll be gone for a while, just say I'm my safe house or something.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com drives around, and looks for a Golf cart. He finds an old golf cart, and attaches an absurd amount of weapons to it, including fish hooks, flaming ball flingers, coin machine guns, a duct tape cannon, potato guns with forks shoved into the potato, a PVC shotgun, a Jembe, a Didgeridoo, and a horn. He begins riding around the mall on his new golf cart, waiting to find something to fix.

 

[Saltarius]

I additionally find a toy store, to which I rush inside and grab a large water pistol, filling it with some gas I borrowed from the car dealership. I then take out a lighter and attach it to the front of the barrel.

FLAMETHROWER FUN TIME ANYONE?

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com begins making an absurd array of wepons that he places in the trunk, including a flamethrower, and everything else everyone made. He drives around, carrying the trunk full of weapons..

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I just got an idea. Instead of just one of my weapons being posioned, why don't I make all of them?" I add the same poison on my tomahawk, to my other axe, and machetes. "Introducing...The Zombification"

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn and look over at the Cooper wreck. "Man that thing was pretty cool for the few seconds I got in it..."

I run off afterwards and go to the grocery store to grab some potatoes, and then head to the hardware store for the rest of the materials I needed for my potato cannon.

"As highly impractical as this weapon is, always have to making it at least once in these."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm noticing a trend that the four of us all seem to out-do each other with badass weaponry. All the more encouragement for us to work together."

I give him the Blade of Saltarius and motion for his container of poison and make a small pouring gesture.