Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Got it." I pour the poison onto the blade, and hand it back to Salt. "Just be careful not to cut yourself. I'm pretty sure the stuff is deadly."

 

[Saltarius]

I shake my gauntlet covered fists, to give him a hint of my protection measures.

"Everybody else has a badass vehicle. I say we make our own. What if we make the A-Team's van with what we've got?"

"WE'LL CALL OURSELVES THE G-TEAM."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right, the gauntlets. So I guess we'd better get working on the G-Van?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We need to find something big, and metallic, and strong enough to..."

I spy a carousel for kids, the kind you pop 25 cents in for a minute maybe of plastic pony riding.

"I think we've found our building material."

I start slicing and dicing the carousel to small-ish pieces and begin welding them together with my gauntlets.

"Now all we need are some tires and a steering wheel."

 

[Zepherus14]

I hear some yelling from a couple floors below. I shrug and continue to finish my spud gun.

Once finished I grab a hockey bag strap and connect it to the spud gun.

I then look over the edge of the walkway with a mirror to see who was talking before.

 

[Saltarius]

I see Zeph spying down upon us and make a quick 'just passin' through gesture'. I then show him, in succession, the Blade of Saltarius, my home-made flamethrower, the new- G-Van, and everything else my partners have.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on, I saw a crashed cooper a while back. Infact it nearly crashed into me." I run bac and get the rest of the parts we need. "Here they are! Wait don't we need an engine of some sorts?"

 

[Saltarius]

I take out some pocket change I had and ask the rest of the party for other small metal objects. I melt them into a makeshift engine and pour the gasoline in my flamethrower for fuel.

The G-Van is go.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hop into the van, to inspect the insides. "I reckon we could furnish this a bit." I say to Salt.

 

[Avalanche91]

Avalanche the mallcop, father of 4 children and only 2 days away from retirement died in the third explosion.

 

[Saltarius]

I rush over to the furniture store and start taking just about every comfy chair that isn't nailed to the floor and come back to the van, welding them in.

I also use a plate for a steering wheel, because necessity is the mother of bullshit DIY work.

"Now, we need to start armoring this biznatch."

 

[Zepherus14]

I get up after seeing all the stuff the G-men had. Looking back at my spud gun. I'm going to need a bigger gun..."

'I wonder if they'll simply attack me on sight? Other than using Grim as a meat shield to protect myself against his own attack, I haven't stepped on too many toes have I?'

"Ah well... We'll see how things turn out I guess. Let's get some apples." As I go off in search for a grocery store, a blender, and an apple corer.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin to find bits and pieces of scrap metal around the scattered bodies in the surrounding area of the G-Van, and begin welding them on when a certain canister catches my eye.

Liquid Nitrogen.

I don't know if it's a sign from God, the G-Man, or just dumb luck, but I pile it into the back of the van.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Interesting. I'm gonna go and get something for us to eat". I run to the food court and grab all the food I can find. I begin to head back to the van when I see a DIY store. I drop of the food, and grab all the metals I can find.

 

[Saltarius]

"Been a while since the G-Man said anything. Think he's going to send a weapons drop?"

I look at my now useless-revolver. Grim's chainsaw at least WAS a saw, even if it was on charge. The best I could hope for was to pistol whip someone with this. I spy a fire hose on the nearby wall, presumably in a fire emergency. I spray the hose in a ring around the Van and invite Zombie to watch.

I spark my gauntlets and touch the water, forming an essential death circle about the G-Van.

Perimeter secured, indeed.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"If he sends a drop, it'll be during mass chaos. That's what happened with the last two." I reply. "Although I am impressed by the circle of death. I guess this is our new parking spot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do feel free to add any additions to the van."

I spark the gauntlets and spread my arms. "There's plenty of artillery in this mall, so we better make the best of it." I grab a corpse off the floor and remove the skull, mounting and welding it onto the bumper. "Consider it our trophy collection."

 

[Zepherus14]

I find what I need and start coring the apples. Once I have the seeds I grind them up using a blendtech blender. I then use a kid's chemistry kit I found in a hobby store to extract a particular chemical that apple seeds are know to have.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look around. I find an old train with a plow on it. I remove the plow, and add it to the front of the van. "There we go, my first addition."

 

[Saltarius]

I weld on the plow and sense a disturbance in the chemical force. "Something is wrong. Someone is extracting Seednium. From seeds. Of apples."

I hastily craft a minigun onto the roof of the van, punching a hole wide enough for someone to fire out of.

"I think it's time we venture out of the nest, my friend."