Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I hop into the drivers seat and crash through the wall into the grocery store where Zeph has made his residence. I leap out of the van, Blade of Saltarius in hand as I see him blending and coring apples. Sensing what he's trying to do, I rush over and decapitate him, taking the spoils of his work.
Saltarius however had killed a mannequin with fake hair as my, people don't know what I'm talking about senses were tingling, something was about to go down. I had grabbed all the 'seedium' pellets I had made and run to 'Big Al's Store of Dangerous Children's toys your Kids shouldn't really be playing with' store.
-Big Al's Super Awesome fun metal Jacks. Check
-Big Al's Super Springy Break your Neck Spring. Check
-Big Al's Super Nostril Booger Launcher. Check.
-Big Al's Super Rocket Roller blades! Check.
I fly out of the store across from the grocery store and start to make my getaway on the rocket skates.
OoC: I'm sorry but that would be way to easy, and won't you want to have a car chase anyways?
-Big Al's Super Awesome fun metal Jacks. Check
-Big Al's Super Springy Break your Neck Spring. Check
-Big Al's Super Nostril Booger Launcher. Check.
-Big Al's Super Rocket Roller blades! Check.
I fly out of the store across from the grocery store and start to make my getaway on the rocket skates.
OoC: I'm sorry but that would be way to easy, and won't you want to have a car chase anyways?
"Damn it, we've got to stop him from making those pellets!" I also made a mental note to stop attacking mannequins, as it wasted my time and energy. I hopped back into the G-Van and once more rammed the G-Van through the wall and allowed Zombie to open a stream of gunfire as I leapt out to take on Zeph, gauntlets sparked and Blade of Saltarius electrfied and poisoned.
I jump off the top of the van, throwing one of my tomahawks on my way down. I grab my machete when I land, ready to fight.
"I know, this sunuva ***** pulled a mannequin bait-and-switch."
I rush after Zeph, getting lost in the twisitng aisles, before clapping my gloves and touching the metal aisle's electrifying them and clearing the way to clearly see Zeph, who I rush after, Blade of Saltarius at the ready.
I rush after Zeph, getting lost in the twisitng aisles, before clapping my gloves and touching the metal aisle's electrifying them and clearing the way to clearly see Zeph, who I rush after, Blade of Saltarius at the ready.
I take out the Big Al's Super Nostril Booger Launcher and fire it at Saltarius as he leaps for me. He was hit and plastered to the hood of the G-Van by a gigantic wad of snot. I make a sharp turn to the left, as I try to avoid the bullets.
OoC: How did you guys get the guns anyways?
OoC: How did you guys get the guns anyways?
OOC: Lots of goddamn welding and years of How to Craft a Minigun with Electrified Gauntlets for dummies.
I attempt to cut myself from the snot wad and make a mental note to clean the Van as I once more come after Zeph, now just slicing through aisles in my blind rage, hoping to cut him up.
I attempt to cut myself from the snot wad and make a mental note to clean the Van as I once more come after Zeph, now just slicing through aisles in my blind rage, hoping to cut him up.
OOC: Don't know, but G-man is likely to take them away. Or maybe not, as it's a vechile.
I continue Salt's chase, and lunge at Zeph with my poisoned machete.
I continue Salt's chase, and lunge at Zeph with my poisoned machete.
OOC: Wait? Are we still in the grocery store? I thought I rocket skated out of the stores down the mall hallways.
In Saltarius' rage he hadn't noticed me setting up my Spud gun, which I fire right into his torso. Zombie almost gets me as he leapt for me, but I managed to get the spud gun up in time to stop the machete half way, ruining my spud gun but stopping the machete. I kick him in the groin, and use the momentum that he leapt at me with to throw him over me.
In Saltarius' rage he hadn't noticed me setting up my Spud gun, which I fire right into his torso. Zombie almost gets me as he leapt for me, but I managed to get the spud gun up in time to stop the machete half way, ruining my spud gun but stopping the machete. I kick him in the groin, and use the momentum that he leapt at me with to throw him over me.
I slice the potato into two halves as it launches for me, but I lose my mid-air momentum and tumble to the ground. Seeing he has no more than his fists to use, I drive the blade into his chest, just as he throws Zombie away from him.
"Ever wanted to see your name in lights?"
I electrify the blade and send his convulsing corpse to the ground. I remove his skull and weld it onto the bumper of the G-Van, quickly carving a 'Zeph' above it.
I help Zombie back to his feet and get back in the Van.
"Ever wanted to see your name in lights?"
I electrify the blade and send his convulsing corpse to the ground. I remove his skull and weld it onto the bumper of the G-Van, quickly carving a 'Zeph' above it.
I help Zombie back to his feet and get back in the Van.
"Hold on a sec." I say as I walk back and get the spud gun. I bring it into the van, for Salt to inspect.
OoC: You guys burst the ignition chamber of the spud gun, it's basically a large hunk of plastic now.
I look over to see a door slightly propped open. I slowly walk over and look inside to see Eric mucking around with the security cameras. "Heeeeey... Yoooouuuu... What's going on?"
I look over to see a door slightly propped open. I slowly walk over and look inside to see Eric mucking around with the security cameras. "Heeeeey... Yoooouuuu... What's going on?"
[OOC: I know I broke the gun, but it was to see if we could recycle it into something else later.]