Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Ladies first!"

I kick Salt in the behind and watch him tumble through the doorway.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How the fuck did Salt get here?"
I throw a shit ton of bricks at the dragons eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I prepare a super awesome attack, before getting distracted.
"Man, I sure am tired all of the sudden."
I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

I attempt to climb up the dragon's tail.

"Alright, have to admit, this was a real shitty plan."

 

[Saltarius]

I aim my revolver at the dragon's spine, load in my thermite shots and fire repeatedly.

"NOVOSELIC SENDS IT'S REGARDS ************!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I quickly fire a grenade inside, rupturing some of the arteries found in its throat.

That's how a dragon's body works, right?

"There's just one artery, Tox. You're confused with-"

A ball of fire bellows from the dragon's mouth.

DAMAGE: ?

"NOVOSELIC SENDS IT'S REGARDS ************!"

The rounds bounce off the dragon's thick scales. You'll need something with a higher caliber.

"Nirvana sucked!"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin stabbing my claymore into it's back.

"DIE ALREADY YOU SHIT!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I shrug and

HEAVY MACHINE GUN

the dragon's face.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"I think I feel another horrible idea coming on." I say, before walking over to the Weta Workshop Workshop.

 

[Saltarius]

"NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH? WHAT'S YER STANDARD?" I shout as I stab harder.

 

[Knife-28]

In the middle of putting my 2nd plan into actionI suddenly realise something. "Oh shit, we're fighting a female Dragon arn't we."
I haistly make some modifications to my plan.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wh-BUT I ATTRACT FEMALES AND MALES! WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION YOU SCALY SHITHEAD?"

 

[RaNDM G]

*click*

"I'm out."

 

[Knife-28]

Through the hole in the roof another dragon falls through, nearly two times bigger than the other one, covered in a glossy skin of scales shifting from deep red on it's back to light orange on it's belly. The beast's belly itself is embedded with various types of precious metals and gemstones, numerous, yet somehow forming a coherant and pleasing patten. In brief nothing short of the ultimate personification of Dragon masculinity, and hopefully enough to woo the other dragon. Or so I hope, seeing as I'm the one controling the thing.

 

[RaNDM G]

The male and female lock eyes, and in that one moment they feel an unrelenting, powerful attraction.

The male bites into the other dragon and tears out her throat. It spews a sickening, putrid flame at the core, unraveling the fabric of reality.

"Knife, stop hel-!"

Then nothing.

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"-ping!"

An enormous pressure compromises the Mall's outer walls, enough to hear the steel shell creak and moan. The dragon bellows its flame at the ceiling, melting the floors above it into liquid metal. It spreads its massive wings, and with a great leap, launches itself high into the air. It ascends several floors before breaking into the Mall's lobby.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRAAAAAAAAUUUGGH!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Shitshitshit!" I say, mashing the button for the remote override of the Mecha Dragon's AI. Thankfully, it works and the Mecha-Dragon goes limp, before slowly teetering over and crushing everyone.
"..."
"Eh, close enough."

 

[RaNDM G]

The mech falls several stories, burying us under a ton of steel and circuitry. It flails about, erratically whipping its tail left and right. Its wings ruined, the dragon stands up on all fours and leaps through the hole in the ceiling.

"Ow."

There is no reason why we should not be dead. But we aren't. Guess someone, somewhere thought it would be comical.

 

[Captain Anon]

i come out of the workshop after hours of modding i come out holding this

and i start firing at the dragon but instead of bullets, lasers shoot up and fly at the dragon

 

[RaNDM G]

... You miss.

Seriously, that thing is like forty stories up, Bill Cody couldn't hit that.