Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Eh, I really don't like sandbox games." Diamond finds a dress she finds cute. "Here try this on!" She exclaims handing Salt a dress.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, right."

I stumble into one of the changing rooms and step out a few moments later.

"Well?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond ponders for a moment, "No, no, no! Your missing some-I got! Stay right here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And so it begins." I say, tapping my foot somewhat impatiently.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I really doubt it would be in here. Then again, last time we were on stage we ended up in Hell."

I scratch the back of my head.

"No idea how that relates, but it's not like I care."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yo, Salt," I greet, coming from behind, with two bottles of Whiskey in hand, "We don't hang out much any more, so I decid-" I take a long, long gander at his dress. I calmly open both bottles of Whiskey and proceed to chug them both, "I SAW NOTHING!" I yell, nearly choking from alcohol overflow. I exeunt out of a backdoor.

Diamond returns with a wig, "What was that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Your sibling." I say, subconsciously crossing my arms over my chest.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond freezes for a moment, "Alrighty then. Put this wig on."

---

I drunkenly trip on the door Tox mentions. "How did I get here?" I say, surprisingly sober.

 

[RaNDM G]

I look at the door stuck in the floor.

"This is why I don't hire French architects."

 

[Saltarius]

I put it on.

"How do I look? Dragon-magnet?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get a migraine.
"I'm certain Salt is doing something completely useless and unproductive. Anyway, let's open this door! Tox, throw the TNT."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond rubs her imaginary beard, "It's weird. You look like..."

"...Nevermind. You look perfect."

---

"BLOW THE FUCKER UP!" I yell opening the door.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck yes. Let's go bait this dragon!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fine, I got it."

I open the door.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Whatever makes you happy." She pecks him on the cheek and leaves, "Remember dinner! Your treat!"

---

"What's up, To-Oh."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look into the doorway.
"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, see you then."

I step outside.

"HOLY SHIT, I SURE AM A FUCKING STEREOTYPICAL AS HELL PRINCESS! I SURE DO HOPE A FUCKIN' DRAGON DOESN'T COME KIDNAP MY FINE ASS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I fucking told you it was big. Like, bigger than Giant Sean Connery and Walken-Wasp combined. Speaking of which..."
The larger elevator's ding can be heard in the distance.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I duck out the way, just as the giants arrive. And then they get burnt slightly, begin crying, and run back to the elevator.
"WHAT!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...If this fucking dragon isn't on this goddamn floor and I did this shit for nothing..."