Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Are you conviniently not noticing my accidental proposal? Or are you purposely doing this in a reverse-psychological attempt to make me want to? I won't stand for it! I won't!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well then why did you ring me?! It's not like I'm talking on speakerphone."

 

[Saltarius]

"You are, aren't you! Well guess what? You can't trick me, because I volunteer of sound mind and body!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I can hear Salt going insane over nothing, so it was worth it."
I hang up.
"Are we there yet?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I..what? No Salt just no."

 

[Saltarius]

"NO, WE'RE DOING THIS. TELL ME ONE GOOD REASON WE SHOULD'NT."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Awesome."
I jump up and down.

 

[Knife-28]

"Because it's a horrible idea and I already regret it immensly. Seriously just drop it, we're doing this the old fashioned way."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're looking a gift horse in the mouth here buddy. Your only other option in Sister is shot, s-Oh. Right. Uh...hey, Sis."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Actually..."

Sister whispers in Knife's ear.

[sub]"I wouldn't mind seeing Salt in a dress."[/sub]

Spoiler: Meanwhile, elevator music.

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[HEADING=2][center][color]HEAVY MACHINE GUN![/color][/center][/HEADING]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out some weed, roll it into a cigarette and begin hotboxing the elevator.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spray some Febreze.

 

[Saltarius]

"I...er...fuck. Let's get this over with."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The Febreze does pretty much nothing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I just like Febreze alright?"
I kick the elevator doors.
"This can only go well."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Let's do this quick so we can... Uh."

I look up at the camera.

"Hey AI. What's the closest planet to here?"

[color=violet]Scanning... The closest life supporting planet in this system is Almacrux.[/color]

"Right. So we go there."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I guess."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dump a bucket of water onto the lava.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, yeah, let's not waste time and get this dragon bait bullshit over with."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Terraria lied to me..."
I do what Tox does.