Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Some demon of greed."

 

[RaNDM G]

"A 30,000 get?"

*ding*

The elevator lets off next to Salt and Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ugh, the worst sin."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah man, pride. Pride fucks up people way worse than greed."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at Salt and Paddy.
"Wait, what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant worst as in lamest. How fuckin' hard is it gonna be to fight a fat dude?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You guys getting in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well they could be like gold monsters or something! And greed always makes for the best ironic deaths or something to that effect. Anyways, back on track. Let's find Mammon. Or Knife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sometimes I still miss Talkradar." My tulpa sobs softly into his chest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I start pushing whatever button indicates the core.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh quite whining you pussy. You'll get to see the spectacle of very disturbing Freudian psychology dispelling the supernatural."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw a rock at Salts head.
"DIPSHIT! Are you getting in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I WAS TRYING TO IGNORE THE FACT YOU'RE STILL BREATHING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's just - nothing. Also gross."

 

[Knife-28]

Being in a completely different location to Salt, I am unable to hear him. Luckly though, I do see Sister, and run over to her. "Sis! Sis, good thing I found you." I say, "So, just feel free to just totally reject this idea and call me a total idiot but..." I take a deep breath, and suddenly become interested in the tops of my shoes, "I kinda have a plan to lure the dragon to the nearest airlock and flush it into space, banking on the fact that some dragons like to kidnap, uh, princesses." I tear my gaze away from my feet, and gingerly rub the back of my head, "Which is where you come in..."

 

[Saltarius]

I run past the elevator.

"KNIFE! KNIFE DUDE, WE NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT! LIVES ARE AT STAKE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Jealous much. Come on, fighting a dragon will be fun! We sort of have giants on our side."

 

[Saltarius]

"KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KNIFE!" I say, continuing to run through the mall.

 

[RaNDM G]

"No, the 25,000 get! Anyways, where the hell were you?"

"Dunno."

"Sis! Sis, good thing I found you." I say, "So, just feel free to just totally reject this idea and call me a total idiot but..." I take a deep breath, and suddenly become interested in the tops of my shoes, "I kinda have a plan to lure the dragon to the nearest airlock and flush it into space, banking on the fact that some dragons like to kidnap, uh, princesses." I tear my gaze away from my feet, and gingerly rub the back of my head, "Which is where you come in..."

"... Not going to happen."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Considering Knife is in a completely different part, he is unable to hear Salt.
"Salt, you might want to use elevators. Or stairs or something, so you can get onto the same floor as Knife."