Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"For the love of-you dumbass. You can't force a dragon egg to hatch! They won't listen to you! You AREN'T DAENARYS FUCKING TARGARYEN! YOU ARE NOT A MOTHER OF DRAGONS, THE STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT. ANYTHING! YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING IDIOT!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't been paying attention the whole time, I'm taking a lot of drugs."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who isn't, Paddy?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I open my inventory and select the three dragons. Two sit on my shoulders, and the other I cradle in my arms.
"Salt, of course I'm not the Mother of Dragons! Cause I'm a dude and stuff."
I feed the dragons some chicken.

 

[Saltarius]

"Y'know what. I'm just going to go see if I can find that Mammon poser and exorcise it or whatever. Have fun getting your shit wrecked."

I walk out of the apartment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I lean out of the window. "Nothing much. Hiding in Waffles' apartment from the giants Zombie pissed off, and Sister."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt's being a little whiny prick because I have dragons and she doesn't. Want to help me calm down some colossal creatures? Or get them to fight the dragon?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I actually have no idea what the fuck the real me is doing. Can I come with Salt?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Yes.

 

[Saltarius]

"Now as long as irony doesn't fuck me over and have me run into Sister..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello."

The dragon reaches the core.

 

[Paddy the Second]

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PLOT: "wtf just happen"

 

[Saltarius]

"MAMMON! YO, MAMMON! GET YOUR PUNK ASS OUR HERE!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Mammon? The false god of riches and greed?

*flicks through script*

Fuck it. Go exorcise his shit, everyone else has a dragon to slay or something.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa shuffles after Salt, hands in pockets.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YO TOX WAIT UP!"
I run after Tox, putting the dragons back into my inventory. And then the Giant Celebrity Beasts begin chasing us, again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Tox and Zombie.
"How, exactly, do we stop the dragon?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. Keep an eye out and make sure a certain chainsaw-wielding individual isn't hot on our respectively fine asses."

 

[RaNDM G]

The dragon whips the core with its tail. The Mall shudders, lights blinking and systems on emergency power.

"Well, fuck me."

I take the elevator.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, hopefully, the giant monsters can help."
The doors close as we descend, and the ones chasing us stop. They go into the much larger elevator, and follow us down.