Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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MinimanZombie

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"Aw..."
I go and look for the dragon.
[small]"Lousy Waffles and Diamonds and Salt and stuff...I don't need them anyway"[/small]
 

RaNDM G

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The dragon whips a set of steel doors with its tail, forcing its way into the sub-basements. It carves a path of destruction towards the Mall's core...

That's bad, just so y'all know.
 

Captain Anon

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the ground starts to shake as the dragon heads to the Core "Whoa shit what the hell going on?" i say trying not to fall over
 

Knife-28

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"..."

"I have a horrible idea." I say as the ground shakes from the dragon's rampage. "Where's Sister?"
 

MinimanZombie

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"Wait, it is? Huh. Nah I was gonna say we should try and enlist the help of Giant Connery and Walken-Wasp, or some other strange creature."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Oh, right. Uh. Bye!"
I enter the Sub-basements and go on some stupid adventure where I find the two monstrosities and shit. I mean, I guess it would take a while, so...

A potentially offensive leprechaun walks up to Tox.
"Why hello there laddie! Do ye want some of me lucky charms?"
 

MinimanZombie

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The creature screeches and speedily retreats down a newly opened hole in the floor.

[HEADING=3]MEANWHILE[/HEADING]
"SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT-"
 

MinimanZombie

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The grenade misses but hits the wall behind the creature, sending the creature flying straigt into you.

CREATURE: -186 HP
TOX: -150 HP


The creature picks you up, and holds you by the throat.
 

MinimanZombie

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The creature is sent flying back, just as you are.

CREATURE: -600 HP!
TOX: -600 HP!

CREATURE HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
...BUT TOX WAS TOO...
 

MinimanZombie

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TOX: +500 Exp!
............+CREATURE's Claw!
............+RUINED WORKSHOP!


Meanwhile, I sit down at the overly large table of strange colossal beings.
"...And that, is why we are in need of your help." I say, finishing my plea for help. One of the giants begins crying from the beauty that was my speech.
 

MinimanZombie

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"...And so Prickly says, "That's no kindergartener, that's my wife!""

The giants all look at me in shock. One of them points out that what I've just said is the most horribly offensive thing they've ever heard. I then quickly leave the sub basements, being closely followed by colossal celebrity monstrosities.
 

Saltarius

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On hearing Knife's calling, I pound on the door harder.

"Hey, uh guys? Let me in. LETMEINLETMEIN JESUS CHRIST SERIAL KILLER AFOOT!"