Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Woon.
"I don't think that gun is big enough to do anything to the dragon."

 

[Knife-28]

"And with any luck, it won't have to do anything to it." I say to Trilby.

 

[Captain Anon]

"what can't i use this to see what is going on?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why would you need a sniper rifle to see what's going on? You seem to be really underestimating how bloody massive this dragon is." I say before turning to Knife. "So, what's your plan? Poisoned cows? Nuke hidden under the gold?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"no I'm watching is the bait, making sure that the animals don't run off" i say

 

[Knife-28]

"Close, it's the cows themselves that are nukes." I say, "Rather, they have nukes inside of them."

"And don't worry about them running off either, they're so out of it after all those tranqs I pumped into them, they don't even know they're cows."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You put nukes... inside living cows? That's messed up."
...
"I like it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woon why do you have field camo in a mall?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon appears, looking satisfied. It looks at the cows, and it's voice echoes once again.

[HEADING=2]"WELL, I SHOULD REALLY KEEP UP WITH THIS DIET."[/HEADING]

It then walks off.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, what now? Because I don't think we'll be able to stuff a bomb into a lettuce."

 

[Captain Anon]

i get up off the ground and sigh "you know i'm tempered to use a less powerful ion cannon on that dragon, any objections?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"no, skyrim would just say hack at it with a sword or throw magic at it and we all know how th-wait a minute if we get magic unlocked then we could do some damage"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft, like you know any magic Woon."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh yeah well I first came here I had magic then when I left and went somewhere else i had magic and alot of it too"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I don't remember no magic. Also, you're saying you 'had' magical powers. Which means you don't anymore."

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah because magic's locked and if i remember correctly i set you on fire, alot, by clicking my fingers if that ain't magic i don't know what was"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We need Sigma. He'd just throw marshmallows at the dragon and somehow turn it into a pigeon, or something." I sigh.

 

[Knife-28]

"Augh, I can't believe it just ignored all that gold, Dragons are supposed to love that stuff!" I yell, before turning to the others. "Ok, anyone know what else we can use to bait the dragon?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cheese graters?" I suggest, before ascending to Waffles apartment.

 

[Saltarius]

"Go the fuck away Zombie, none of us want anything to do with your bullshit, and you know you'll just be thrown out by any one of us."