Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'm seeing a vague outline, yes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Good. Now attack it with your bare hands."

 

[Saltarius]

Shrugging my shoulders, I run at the small demon and punch it repeatedly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon is beaten to a bloody pulp.

 

[Saltarius]

"Lesson done?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Far from it." Wacon garbled voice says. The demon's bloody pulp is then split into two non-bloody-pulp demons.

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamn asteroids. Let me guess, I'm not supposed to keep punching it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"If I gave you the answers you'll never learn."

 

[Saltarius]

"That means yes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It could mean no."

 

[Saltarius]

"I HAVE TO TEAR THEIR HEARTS OUT OR SOME SHIT, DON'T I?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What was that!? I can't hear you over the sound of me being a cryptic mentor!" The demons attack Salt while he's distracted, "Also, low-level demons don't like loud sounds!"

 

[Saltarius]

I quietly tear off the limbs of the demons.

"What. Do. I. Do."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Remember! Creativity!"

 

[Saltarius]

I shove the limbs of the demons down their throats in an attempt to suffocate them.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demons multiply more and more.

 

[Saltarius]

I raise a hand to strike a demon, before changing it last minute to a soft petting.

I mutter to myself. "Better fuckin' work, better fuckin' work."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon and it's clones stop in there tracks.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's uh...that's good." I say, as reassuringly as possible.

"Everything's fine, nothing's wrong." I try to not let my apprehension show through.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon purrs and hugs Salt. "I'm so sorry, mother. I couldn't be the person you wanted me to be." The demons and it's clones disappear into thin air.

"Good work, Salt." Wacon says.