Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're bleeding a lot."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's ridiculous! I...I can do thiii-"

I collapse once more to the ground, unconscious.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I snap Salt's neck.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Just don't worry about me Diamond. I can handle shit. Or I will be able to. Trust me, one of these days we'll have Mephistopheles' fuckin head over the fireplace."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's great..." Diamond agrees. "Who's Mephi-whatever?" She whispers to me.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah! And I'll use a fuckin' warhammer! Or maybe a scythe! Yeah, they'd never expect a scythe!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon wakes up laughing, "Are you serious?! A scythe!?"

 

[Saltarius]

I go dead silent and blush lightly.

"...No?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sorry, kid, but a scythe is one of the most cliche weapons!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Can I get a trident?"

 

[Knife-28]

At Waffle's apartment, there is a knock on the door.

Meanwhile, I watch the dragon from a save distance, studying it for weakness.

 

[RaNDM G]

It has none. Aside from rocks in the eyes, and that only agitates it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I build a catapult to launch myself at the dragon. Except it's backwards, and I accidentally launch myself at Waffles apartment. I crash through the window.
"[small]How the fuck do they keep building stuff?[/small] Oh hey, can I have some hot chocolate?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I test the new crossbow, loaded with an explosive-covered Dragon Fucker, by firing it at Salt. It tears him in half, then explodes.
"Perfect."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You guys are really bad at this."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn on the couch.

"No shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab one of the mugs of hot chocolate, and drink it.
"Toasty."

 

[Saltarius]

I rub my temples.

"Mr. Vitello, can we start now so I can leave these assholes behind? Namely Zombie?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond personally kicks everyone that isn't a Vitello or Salt out of her apartment. "I guess so." Wacon says with a small nod. He picks up his large bag of crosses and holy water.

 

[Saltarius]

"And then I get my trident?"