Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Who the hell are you? Storm Callahan?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You said scythes are overused!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Lesson one, sweetheart. Creativity counts for everything." He taps his temple for emphasis. "I want to you think of weapon that isn't a weapon. Then, and only then, we may talk."

 

[Saltarius]

"A propane tank."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Huh." Wacon strokes his beard, "I don't think the unquenchable fires of hell and a propane tank mixes well."

 

[Knife-28]

I stick a large pile of gold, gemstones and cows in a courtyard, all in plain veiw of the dragon.

 

[Saltarius]

"The answers a hand isn't it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon laughs heartily, "Well done! You got it quicker than me when I was your age!" He pats Salt on the shoulder in a fatherly manner. It feels like an avalanche landed broke his collar bone.

 

[Saltarius]

"Because the true weapon lies within the potential of the hand wielding it or some bullshit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yes! Yes! That exact bullshit!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I've seen enough anime to know the spiel."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You kids and your anime." He mumbles.

 

[Saltarius]

"Really not my thing. I just so happened to. Anyways, do I get my weapon or do we hunt a demon or what?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Your first lesson is to kill a demon with your bare hands."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we starting out small at least?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We'll start with a level one Parecchi."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pare-what now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You'll see when we get there." Wacon pulls out a bottle of glowing liquid from his bag and breaks it on the ground. A seal appears on the ground. "Hop in."

 

[Saltarius]

I stumble into the seal.

"You aren't just tricking me into an impossible fight, right? This'll be like Mami and Madoka at the beginning of PMMM, right?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I have no idea who either of those people are." His voice comes out garbled. "Do you see a small demon in front of you?" Not to far off, there is a demon.