Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"God! It's Sigma, 2-pi-r, and 4!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I. Know. God, quit being so ableist! I can find them just fine! Just give me a second!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"SIGMA, 2-PI-R, 4! SIGMA, 2-PI-" I get slugged on the head by Diamond. She changes the channel for Salt and gives him a kiss on the cheek, "I forgot to say hi."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hi to you too, dear."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Catch you later." She returns to Kasey's room. Wacon, Salt and I chill out on the couch, watching gazelles getting fucked over by lions.

 

[Saltarius]

"So are you like Trevor Belmont, Mr. Vitello? Is your bloodline cursed to battle Dracula till' the end of time?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"My father ran from his responsibilities; that's all the demon I know about."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...someday, could I take up the trade?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I think the profession requires arms and 20/20 vision, sweetheart."

 

[Saltarius]

"I have arms! And for the record, Raiden turned out just fine without any arms!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Who?"

"Cyborg ninja assassin, daddy." Diamond chimes in.

"I don't understand this generation." Wacon mumbles.

 

[Saltarius]

"Point is, I can be Simon Belmont! I want to kick demon ass! Fuck disabilities, I can do this! Right Waffles? Right Diamond?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, you're yelling at Geromy." I call.

 

[Saltarius]

"I can do this! Just give me a chance, Mr. Vitello!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Wacon sighs, "I guess, just because I'm getting old and I need someone that isn't too nerdy, emotionally unstable, or young to take over for me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell yeah! When do we start?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Whenever." Wacon says, slowly drifting off to sleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"HELL YEAH!" I say, jumping off the couch and running headfirst into the bookshelf.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'll get the first-aid." Diamond says with a sigh.

 

[Saltarius]

"No! No, I must endure this! If I can't take a bookshelf, how can I handle Satan's horde?"