Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I whisper into Salts ear.
"no salt u dumbass ur in teh nethrealm zombies in dick dimension capiche comprende pizza"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh hey Salt, how's your sex life?"
I carefully weave my way for the field of genitalia.
"So...see any ghosts or anything?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Conqueror of Cocks is a pretty shit warrior title too. Destroyer of Dicks sucks too. Not dicks, but...urgh, fuck it."

"No ghosts. Just these dicks."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nice. Just dynamite. Well, wanna look for a way out?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You think that wasn't my first plan? As for the sex life, currently nonexistent."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at my watch.
"Balls I'm late."
I quickly change into my Seamstresses gear, calling Salt as I do so.
"Yo Salt I gotta go, you know how to get out right? Just follow the red ones."
I hail a taxi and climb inside.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can change that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So uh...we'd best start walking I suppose."

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen, Paddy, buddy, you're attractive and a cool guy and all, but really. I'm not a casual sex slash one night stand sort of gal. Maybe if Diamond's cool with open relationships?"

"Lessee, Sigma said to follow the red ones. Maybe dicks on periods? I dunno."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stab one of the dicks. It begins leaking blue fluids.
"Well that can't be healthy."
I continue stabbing them until one of them bleeds normally.

 

[Knife-28]

I spit out the burger, then turn to see Trilby carrying a several month old, rotting leg to the burnt out kitched area. "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT FOODPOISINING, ASSHOLE!"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin firing at the dicks, following Zombie's example.

"Tell me when one gushes red."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yes. Nope. Yes. Yes. Yes. Nope."
This continues on for a while.
"When we get back, we should do something boring. Like repaint the mall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not the one who's going to be eating this." I point out. "Other you is."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was thinking of taking up engineering again. Y'know. To make weapons to kill demons. Or ghosts. I'unno, paranormal shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe I'll learn another instrument, or paint. You ever learn to play an instrument? Fairly difficult."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sure Diamond will be fine with it. Do I know Diamond? When did all this happen?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles' twin. Recently."

"I don't think sheet music comes in braille."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I should pay more attention to things."

 

[Saltarius]

"Things aside from my ass."