Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I sit and stare at everyone.
[small]"We need to find another planet to land on or something."[/small]
[small]"We need to find another planet to land on or something."[/small]
i snap out of it "what the fuck was i thinking?!?!" i said throwing a knife at Trilby and hits him square in the head
Picking myself up off Trilby, I stamp on his elbow with my metal peg leg a few times, eventually messely and painfully severing it. Taking his severed arm, I walk up to Woon and backhand him with it, before stabbing the pointed clump of bone on the end of Trilbys arm, into Woons forehead. "And you two are no fucking better." I say, before stalking off.
I respawn, only to have Knife stomp my arm off.
"That's it. It's pot roast time." I say as I attach a second cybernetic arm to my new stump.
I head up to my workshop, where Knife's severed leg is lying on the ground. I collect it, then head back down to the kitchen area and begin cooking.
"That's it. It's pot roast time." I say as I attach a second cybernetic arm to my new stump.
I head up to my workshop, where Knife's severed leg is lying on the ground. I collect it, then head back down to the kitchen area and begin cooking.
I run beside Salt, keeping pace.
"If you wanna go Demonhunting you could've said."
I draw a pentagram on Salts forehead, mutter something archaic, and with a red flash and the smell of sulfer, Salt is teleported to the Netherealm.
"If you wanna go Demonhunting you could've said."
I draw a pentagram on Salts forehead, mutter something archaic, and with a red flash and the smell of sulfer, Salt is teleported to the Netherealm.
I run to a nearby Phonebox and answer the phone.
"I didn't take him anywhere, I sent I'm on an All-Expenses Paid trip to the Netherealm."
"I didn't take him anywhere, I sent I'm on an All-Expenses Paid trip to the Netherealm."
"I'll send you too if you like."
I snap my fingers, and a purple orangutan wearing a wizard hat leans out from behind a lamp and pulls Zombie behind it. Two brilliant flashes later, they're gone.
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I look down at the card in my hand.
"Looks like I only got two free trips le-sheeeeeit."
The card isn't the one for the All-Expenses paid trip to the Netherealm. Its the one for the Free Holiday to the Plane of Eternal Dicks.
"...Oops."
I snap my fingers, and a purple orangutan wearing a wizard hat leans out from behind a lamp and pulls Zombie behind it. Two brilliant flashes later, they're gone.
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I look down at the card in my hand.
"Looks like I only got two free trips le-sheeeeeit."
The card isn't the one for the All-Expenses paid trip to the Netherealm. Its the one for the Free Holiday to the Plane of Eternal Dicks.
"...Oops."
I look around, and see a bus leading back into the mall.
"Oh thank god- Wait..."
The bus driver casually glances in my direction, pretends not to see me, and then drives off.
[small]"Where the fuck did Sigma send me."[/small]
"Oh thank god- Wait..."
The bus driver casually glances in my direction, pretends not to see me, and then drives off.
[small]"Where the fuck did Sigma send me."[/small]