Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Fucking hell, dude. Move the takeaway somewhere safe. You know how much it costs to get food delivered here from Anhur?" I say while gathering up the containers.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah shit, I'm sorry man. I didn't mean to-Look let me help you move those. Where are we taking them?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start putting the containers on a table in the corner. "Just over here, out of the way of the poison frogs."

 

[Saltarius]

I begin stroking Sedgewick lightly, my arms covered with the gauntlets.

"They're not really that bad."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but do you know how regularly their cages get cleaned? Hint; probably about as regularly as our clothes." I point out, indicating the multiple old bloodstains on my incredibly torn shirt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well that'll all change soon enough! We'll have an adorable little poison farm up before you know it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah! As long as the dragons and the frogs get along that is."
I put the boxes of food down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"My point was that they're probably covered with bacteria. I didn't want to let them put germs on our food."

 

[Saltarius]

"Amphibians in general are nasty shit to touch. Seriously, turtles are the bane of expectant mothers everywhere."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Exactly my point."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't know you got knocked up Trilby. Boy or girl? How far along are you? What decorations do you want for the shower?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Salt with my confetti shotgun, splattering wrapping paper all over the wall.

 

[Saltarius]

"You didn't answer my first two questions."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why are we just letting deadly animals run around like it ain't even a thing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because we can't die permanently?"
I release one of my dragons. It screeches at the frogs, and then flies back into my inventory.
"Well shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I lean over to Paddy.

"Now, don't make a fuss, but somebody here's gonna need a baby shower soon."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I will stuff you in a space suit and toss you into the endless void of the universe if you don't shut up."

 

[Saltarius]

"I keep cyanide pills inside false teeth for that very purpose."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll remove all your teeth first. Thanks for telling me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Salt and strap him down to a dentist's chair.
"Trilby, pass me the anesthesia. Or that mirror thing. Or literally any dentist tool."