Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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MinimanZombie

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I phone everyone using my abundance of mobile phones.
"Merry Hanukkah, and to all a great Summer. Or something."

Also the pirate respawns.
"Okay okay, so I'm not really Demonjazz. I promise, what I'm about to tell you is the truth though. You see, I'm..."
 

Saltarius

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"Damn, sorry to cut you short, but it would appear you've double-parked your charred hull of a ship in over six galaxies. You're gonna have to go fix those."
 

Saltarius

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"By that logic, you're a ghost."

I activate the patented Anti-Ghost Field, dissipating the pirate forever and shit.
 

MinimanZombie

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"Well, actually, no. Your conclusion is incorrect."
The pirate slaps Salt, and the world crumbles. Everyone wakes up in the exact positions they were in before the pirate appeared.

"I'm a demon dumbass."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Oh no, a temporal thing or some shit."
The demon is gone. In fact, it turns out that everyone waking up, was just a daydream had by the pirate ghost. But now he is gone.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Yes, but I'm an ordained internet minister."
I start exorcising the demon.
...
Or not.
...
I think.
...
"I'm confused."
 

Saltarius

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"Irregardless, playing Oracle has made me realize being mission control sucks balls. I'm gonna go make some of those shock gauntlet things I had a year back."
 

ShindoL Shill

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I shoot Woon in the face with my confetti shotgun. His blood somehow turns into streamers, and his head becomes a balloon and floats off.
 

MinimanZombie

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I give up on trying to reach my goal.
"Seriously fuck this."
I use tulpas or something and turn up in the mall.
"So what happened here?"