Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Well there. All vita-chambers and their ilk are disabled sans the one taking an acid bath."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow. Now that I've returned though..."
He drives the drill through Trilby's face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Salt as a human shield.
"Dude, cool it."

 

[Saltarius]

I quickly press the teleport button again, sending the pirate to the acid floor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate walks back to Salt and destroys the teleport button.
"No."
He kills Trilby with the drill again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny, you tend to not be able to do that when you're in a acid floor roughly sixty meters below us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate does a sick backflip, drilling through all the floors. He grabs Salt's leg, and lights it on fire.

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny, you tend not to be able to break through six thousand pounds of concrete or stone or whatever when your skin and muscle and bones are simultaneously dissolving."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate teleports in a radical fashion, and begins dripping acid all over Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny, you tend not to be able to live after being dunked into an acid bath for a full two minutes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate respawns by Salt and opens a blackhole with the power of friendship and revenge.

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny, you tend not to be registered in a fighter-exclusive respawn matrix that only has people who've appeared in this thread alone."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate initiates the self destruct on the Mall.
"BLARGH!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Funny, you tend not to have access to the stupidest idea for any sort of vehicle ever, especially something as unique as a Mall."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate eats some candy from the candy store.

I phone Salt.
"What's going on in the Mall then?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Some dead guy."

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile, I input the pirate guy into the respawn matrix.

Because why not.

 

[Saltarius]

I erase Knife's edit.

Because why.

 

[Knife-28]

I re-add the pirate, then lock the controls.

Because I'm bored.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A thousand tulpas burst out of hiding places around the mall and put banners and signs and attach party hats to everyone's heads.
"ONE YEAR TODAY!" They sing in unison.