Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Subtle." I say, sarcastically, before heading to the toy store by the sub basement entrance.

 

[Saltarius]

"I try."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sub-basements?"
He drills a hole in the floor, dropping down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch the pirate start drilling down, then drop down after him. I raise the gun and shoot a beam of de-OP-ification at the pirate.

 

[Saltarius]

"The one full of therapeutic acid baths."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpas pile onto the pirate.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate falls down another hole once he hits the floor. This continues happening to the point where the beam hits the edge of one of the holes, and reflects into Walken Wasp. It turns into a kitten because of it. Meanwhile the pirate keeps falling.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run for the lift, then take it down to the floor the pirate is on. Conveniently, the doors open right when the pirate lands. I shoot him with the ray.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The ray reflects off of the pirates clean shiny armor.
"Seriously what the fuck is this place."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, that one's the acid bath flo-"

The pirate falls through, dissolving.

"Welp."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate respawns beside Salt.
"You don't get it do you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is where we keep all the weird, crazy stuff. Walken-Wasp, giant Sean Connery, cow-nukes, possibly Sigma." I reply.
I down a cyanide pill and respawn next to the pirate, and Salt.
"Get what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fact that we really don't care and you're honestly little more than a nuisance? Definitely."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"There's a vita chamber right there."
He points to it.

 

[Saltarius]

"The one I just accidentally teleported into the same acid bath you took a dive in prevented you from respawning, or perhaps just leaving you to die and respawn indefinitely? Oops."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. And we can just turn them off. This is our ship." I point out. "Salt, turn the vita-chambers off."

 

[Saltarius]

"The infinite death scenario is more fun."

 

[MinimanZombie]

He drinks some salts.
"Oh right. Also my name is Demonjazz."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, but what if there are MORE vita-chambers?"
I drop my gun.
"Holy mother-titting shitfucks, Demonjazz!"
I punch the pirate through the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why this."