Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I magnet-boot up to the cockpit, then put some more explosives on the wall. I radio Woon.
"Put on a space suit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate begins smashing the controls angrily.
"How'd you work this damn thing?"
He kicks the chair and storms away.

 

[Captain Anon]

i radio back "copy *static* that" i say with a bit of electricity still running through me. putting back the space suit i radio Trilby "now what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This."
I detonate the explosives, blowing a massive hole in the cockpit. I dive through and tackle the pirate.

 

[MinimanZombie]

He teleports back into a safe area, bringing Trilby with him.
"Dude, I don't even want to fight anymore!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I squash a brick of C4 onto the pirate's face, then leap away from him. "Tell it to someone who cares." I say, before detonating the explosives.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh dear, it appears I've flipped the 'disable teleport' button."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate is injured.
"AH! YOU DICKS!"
He begins injecting himself with more ADAM.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I swing my foot up to smash the ADAM syringe, saying, "You really need to... kick that habit." Before the pirate can react, I leap out of the hole in the hull and land on the outside of the ship.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude! Dude! Let's make a pit of syringes like in that one SAW movie!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

He locates one of the little sisters Paddy released, and steals her ADAM harvester. He uses it to give himself more ADAM.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Never seen SAW, but that sounds like fun."
I continue walking along the outside of the ship.

 

[Saltarius]

"And then we push him into it! And he dies of...stuff overdose!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb through the airlock, then enter the nearby Bioshock store. I grab an ADAM harvester and a wrench, as well as a Bucking Bronco vigor. I quickly remove my helmet to down the vigor, then put it back on.
"Okay, Salt. I'm gonna need you to use the security cameras to tell me where this guy is so I can take him by surprise." I say as I start to walk up a metal wall.

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...It looks like...Well, that's camera 3 so...down by that hardware store with the creepy ass clown carving at the front."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife respawns, then starts repairing the hole in the cockpit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A gaggle of tulpas set up razorwires around the area the pirate is in, blocking every way out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great."
I head towards the hardware store.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate picks up a statue and hurls it at the tulpas.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The statue passes straight through two of them. They blow raspberries.