Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I take a shortcut to the escape pods (also known as shooting myself in the face and respawning next to them) and hide explosives in each pod. Then, I take my shortcut back to the pool and wait.

 

[MinimanZombie]

He finds the escape pods, but suddenly trips. His face smashes into the quick launch button.
"Aw shoot. Well...Guess I'm sticking around."

 

[Captain Anon]

seeing Trilby i run up to him "hey I just tried to cut the pirate in two and my sword didn't even leave a scratch when It touched him, just thought you might want to know" i say looking at trilby as he waits "he's coming back this way isn't he?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa materialises inside the pirate. "Whoops."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate teleports away slightly as soon as he feels the tulpa.
"Could you not?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I detonate the explosives as soon as I see the escape pods leave the ship.
"I know, Woon. I saw. The guy's clearly hopped up on crack or angel dust or something."

 

[Captain Anon]

"probably right about that, i'm going to set up a gun in placement up there" i say walking up to the second floor

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You like Adam huh?" A cluster of Little Sisters appear throught the mall and scatter.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh dear, my finger is hovering dangerously close to the 'Open Airlock' button."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn inside the control panel for the airlock, exploding it from the inside in a rather spectacular fashion. Unfortunately, this opens the airlock, and the door into the airlock, and I am suffocated by the Space.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God dammit... whichever one of you bastarding shitwipes just did that!" I yell as the airlock bursts open, shortly before dying.
I respawn in a spacesuit store and put on a clearly futuristic spacesuit, which is much less bulky than its 21st century counterparts, and has magnetic boots.

 

[Saltarius]

"Point is, douchebags dead."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hoo-fucking-ray." I say as literally everything in the Mall flies out of the airlocks.

 

[Knife-28]

Seeing the air alarm going off, Knife actiates the emergancy shutters, closing of the now decompressed area of the Mall around the airlock.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate hurriedly teleports back into the ship, and up into the cockpit.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife spins in his seat to face the pirate. "I've been expecting you, Mr Bond."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The pirate shoots a jet of flame at Knife.

 

[Captain Anon]

I walk into the cockpit dressed as Oddjob and I throw my steel bowler hat at the pirate

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk out of the airlock and use my magnetic boots to walk along the hull to the cockpit.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The hat hits the pirate, and then falls to the ground.
"What were you honestly expecting?"
He fires a bolt of electricity at Woon, and begins trying to pilot the ship.