Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Crying.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Marriage. Apparently."
I fire my flare gun at the spiders.
"Also, Sigma did a thing."

 

[Clade-170]

I walk into the mall casually thinking nothing of it, "ok, this will be a Qui- THE HELLS GOING ON IN HERE" now seeing the chaos unfolding before me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to the New Guy.
"Hey, New Guy. Sorry about all the... everything. We're currently dealing with an infestation."
I extend a hand.
"The name is Trilby. I'm the sane one around here."

 

[Knife-28]

Upon hearing Trilbys greeting to the newcomer, I turn to them and laugh.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shut up."
I spray liquid nitrogen in Knife's face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hello newperson. There is no sane one here. I'm so sorry."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't lie to him, Paddy. We're all sane. Relatively."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm Salt. The actual most sane one. And I'm sadly married to Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, literally the only reason I'm not filing for divorce right now is because you wanted us to be the next Bonnie and Bonnie. Your words."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's me making the best of it! Fuck it, let's grab the MallMobile and start tearing shit up."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And if you're not in a catatonic state, I'm Zombie. Despite what these weirdos say, I'm the only one with their mentality intact."

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie has a bag of faces and he plotted to nuke the earth. Take anything at all he says with, pardon the pun, a grain of salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine."
I run to where I left the MallMobile, then drive it back to the group. The door on the side opens up.
"Don't try to cook anything, and keep the windows open. There may be some issues with the gas."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ahem. Has? More like had. That shit was starting to smell. Also that pun was terrible."
I stab Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I get in the passenger side.

"Just hit it. I'd prefer to keep this a personal experience."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think the new guy is gone."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Paddy's Tulpa and enter the MallMobile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive off, running over Sigma and Knife in the process.
"So... what should we do first?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Kill everything living that has to do with Zombie and burn anything that isn't."