Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I stab Zombie, placing a finger on his lips and shushing him as I do so.

"지금 쉿, 지금은 조용히. 귀하의 졸린 머리를 마련하는 시간."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The wound has no effect.
"Continue this...and you shall be destroyed first...RETURN HIS SOUL!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm scared."

 

[Saltarius]

"지금 쉿, 지금은 조용히. 그것은 침대로 갈 시간이다."

I douse Zombie with holy water and bite his ear off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk up behind Zombie.
"No, see, you've got it all wrong. Hundred motherfuckers aint saying nothing."
I access zombies base code, and insert several million twos and threes into the binary stream.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch Salt stab Zombie.
"Yeah... I think we should probably help Zombie. Or whatever is using Zombie's body."
I ignite a subpoena for a hellgate, then use a syringe to draw some blood from my leg. I squirt the blood onto the ashes, and a portal appears before me.

[small]DeviantArt [http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Oblivion-Gate-205148911][/small]

"Let's go, I guess."

 

[MinimanZombie]

Instead of blood, an ink like substance pours out.
"Stop...Stop that mortal...you are acting foolish..."
My body melts, and reappears nearby.
"Over there...the lawyer is still near..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is terrifying and I cannot be harmed by it."

 

[Saltarius]

I begins splashing the inky substance onto myself.

"아하. 아하. 아하."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hope you're not enjoying this as much as it sounds like you are."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YOU ARE WORTHLESS MORTAL!"
My corpse begins burning up, until revealing a smokey creature. My corpse can faintly be seen within it.
"I shall do this quickly...it is the only way to preserve it..."
It speeds off, in search of the lawyer.

 

[Saltarius]

My head whips to face Paddy's tulpa.

"바람이 때 불이 뜨거운 느린 경우, 독수리는 썩어 확인할 때까지 기다립니다."

Tears stream down my face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I gather up Salts tears and blend them into a smoothie.
"You forgot the babies."
I sprinkle ground-up babies onto salt.
"Ooh a portal." I grab Trilby and jump through.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

As Sigma and I dive into the portal, and a thousand tendrils of unholy power begin pulling us towards the centre. Some pull faster than others, tearing us apart.
As my human body is pulled apart, and the mechanical areas are disassembled, I feel the same thing happen to my soul. Sigma undergoes the same treatment.
With a burst of flame, Sigma and I are ejected on the other side of the portal. Our bodies are slowly rebuilt, however my mechanical arms do not come through with me. Instead, they are replaced by red limbs, with cracks like rock, which have veins like rivers of lava flowing through them.
"I hope these are temporary..."

I look out at the landscape before me.

[small]Also DeviantArt [http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Hellscape-195424700][/small]

"Cool."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over to Trilby.
"Pssst. Where are we?"
I change into my swimming suit and jump into the lava.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice. Poetic. No idea."

 

[Saltarius]

My body rocks with sobs and I get up and begin carving into the wall.

 

[Knife-28]

I slap Salt. "Your not chinesh, shpeak english fool!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Korean you uncultured slut."

 

[Saltarius]

"나는 당신의 빌어 먹을 혈액 내 저명한 머리를 청소합니다."