Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Korean, Chinesh whatever." I say, before slapping Salt again. "English ************ do you speak it!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh good christ."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is either Hell, or Australia." I reply to Sigma. I turn to a resident, a man with flames wrapped around his body like clothes. "Where are we?"
"You're fucking kidding me, aren't you?" he replies, his breath accompanied by small blasts of fire.
"This dude smells like a barbecue. We're in Australia, Sigma."

 

[Saltarius]

"난 당신을 거세하고 자위 유물을 사용합니다."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please stop."

 

[Knife-28]

"Fine, fuck you. I'm jumping it the mystery portal." I say, before jumping in the mystery portal.

 

[Saltarius]

I wink at Paddy's tulpa, though the tears continue to fall.

"당신이보고 싶어?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa nods silently.

 

[Saltarius]

I angrily throw a handful of change at the tulpa.

"안돼! 당신은 내 몸의 영광을 처리 할 수 ​​없습니다! 내 선물!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife, too, gets to experience the joy of being torn apart by hell-tentacles. He is reassembled next to me, his leg now made of the same red rock and lava as my arm.
"Oh, hey Knife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um. OK? I guess. I'll just go to the ol' smut store later."

 

[Saltarius]

I chuckle.

"한 시간. 자신의 콘돔을 가져옵니다."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Another tulpa runs over and dumps a crate of condoms at Salt's feet.

 

[Saltarius]

I sit down and claw at the ground passively.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"My head is telling me no, but my raging erection is telling me this is way too fucking creepy and I'm a horrible person."

 

[Saltarius]

"왜 유령 남자?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The smoke thing returns. He spots Salt and Paddy, before continuing through the portal.
"Mortals these days..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You are crying and speaking in Korean and I am not even a living thing."

 

[Knife-28]

I look down at my leg, now a point of red stone and lava. "Huh, thatsh...different." I say, before looking around. "Where are we?"

 

[Saltarius]

"나는 승락! 당신은 더 많은 어떻게해야합니까?"