Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm down with killing ten people and stealing their souls for a demon. And, let's face it, we're probably all going to hell anyway."

 

[Captain Anon]

"speak for yourself, I've been what twice and it was hotter last time"

 

[Saltarius]

"Keep soul! Is dick!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The demon nods, and we are all engulfed in a cloud of contract law. It dissipates, and the demon extends a hand. A vague soul is created.

"Wow. This was a lot simpler than I'd imagined. Normally we'd have to beat the shit out of something."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So we are in need of 10 souls...Where are we to obtain them? Also, give me the soul."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Dunno. Brothel. Some planet. Kill Woon. All of the above." I suggest.

The soul begins to resemble Zombie slightly more.
"Hold your soulhorses. I'm working on it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The smoke monster returns into my corpse, which then drops to the ground. The soul enters as well, allowing me to awake.
"...What, THE FUCK!"
I slowly get that.
"What the hell happened?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"My lawyer stole your soul. We're in hell now."
I look at Tox.
"Wait, are we in Australia? Maybe it's Texas... oh, who cares. It's somewhere that's not the Mall."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. So...business as normal, or what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...Okay, how much does the DLC cost?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We could just kill some hookers. Anyway, let's go."
I head over to the portal.
"The Mall!"
I am pulled into the portal, torn apart and rebuilt at the hellgate. Instead of my demonified arms, my metal arms are reassembled.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...The Mall?"
I say, while walking towards the portal. I am also torn apart, and reassembled in the mall.
"...Okay."

 

[Saltarius]

I make my way to the nearby brothel, patiently sitting in the entrance area.

"정글에서 거대한 정글 ..."

 

[Knife-28]

"당신은 당신이 말하는 달을 말하는거야 왜 아직도 설명되지 것을 알고있다." Knife says to Salt.

Meanwhile, I lay passed out in the carriage back in hell/Australia.

 

[Clade-170]

After seeing everything go down I finally say,"Lets do this" then head to the portal heading to the Mall.

 

[Saltarius]

"안될 이유가 없죠?"

I get onto the nearest stripper pole and swing about, blasting my revolver wildly.

 

[Knife-28]

"또 다른 사람의 옆에 여기에 따라서 상당히 어려운 당신과 대화를 개최하고, 한국어 말하기 때문이다." Knife says, dodging one of Salt's revolver blasts. "그게 내가이 지옥으로 아이러니하지 말하지 않을거야 고 말했다."

 

[Captain Anon]

"the mall" i say jumping in the portal

 

[Captain Anon]

i appear in the mall "wrong that's me, Knife, Sigma, you and Clade here that are only sane"

 

[Saltarius]

"이것은 내 마음이 끊어! 재미 있어요,하지만 내 몸은 최고 형태입니다!"

I stop and fire directly at Knife.