Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Alright then." Knife says, sitting down in a nearby chair. "Also what's with the tongue? You make yourself half giraffe when you became a chick?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I do a thing.

"Yo, bro." asks Diamond, coming behind me, "What'cha doin'?"

"A thing." I answer.

"Oh." She shrugs and walks off.

 

[Saltarius]

"꿀! 나는 heeereeee 이상 해요!"

 

[Knife-28]

"You know it's going to be pretty funny if Diamond can't speak Korean."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond hears some Korean talk, "Lady Ranicorn?"

 

[Saltarius]

"안돼! 그것은 소금이다!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh..." Diamond nudges me, "You know Moonspeak, don't you?"

Continuing with my thing doing, I say, "I don't what she's saying. Must be an Osakian dialect."

 

[Knife-28]

"Called it."

 

[Saltarius]

I jump off the stage and run outside.

"사랑 아! 당신은 어디?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"This woman is nuts." Diamond says, trying to look away.

 

[Saltarius]

"나야! 소금! 당신은 저를 인식하지 않습니까?"

I idly attempt to brush the blood off my person.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Waffles, let's skedaddle before she asks me questions." She grabs me by the collar, in the midst of my thing doing, and runs off.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife chuckles under his breath.

Meanwhile, I pass out in a nearby planter, the large dishevelled parrot from before idly pecking my head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Diamond? Am mad?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond is too far out of earshot to hear that.

 

[Saltarius]

I run after her.

"Diamond! More blood? Can kill!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond runs for her mortal life. In the heat of the moment, she completely forgets that she's basically immortal.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why run? Want help!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Daddy! Terry Crews! Anyone! Help!"

 

[Saltarius]

"No try kill! No try kill Diamond!"