Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nice try, fucker!" Diamond screams.

 

[Saltarius]

"No want kill Diamond! Come back!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Get away from me, PSY!"

 

[Saltarius]

"But...love you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm in a relationship!"

 

[Saltarius]

"With me!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ew, no!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm Salt! Me! Salt and Diamond!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sarutu?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I hunt demon! Father, Wacon!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wafs, you're a weeb! The hell kind of convention is Wey-Con?" Diamond quickly asks.

I fall asleep mid-run.

 

[Saltarius]

"Getting sick of Diamond's shit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well, fuck you, too!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wish Diamond would."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What is even happening"

 

[Knife-28]

I offer a loud snore in response to Sigma's question.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"O̢̯̘ͣ̄͝ĥ͇̃͒̌̍̏͡ͅ ̥̏ͦͭ͡͡f̭̗̒͒̈̐́̆͞o͇̰̜ͥ̂͠ͅr͍̜̗̝̙̅͋͆ͩ͛͠ ̸̛̺̣ͦ̒̒́f̶̡̞̪͙̤̤͈̾̓́u͎͍͍̩̖̮̮̾̑̂́͗͜͜c̻̬̦̲̲͆͋k̴̤͇̞͉̭̩̑͂̇͆̔̕͠i͕̬̰̝̤͔͉̓̀́̍͑̿ͥ̃͡ͅn̡͙͔̓ͣͬ̋̽̕g͙̹͇͖̭̪̋͋ͧͬͬ̋ͦ ͈̫̣͐ͤ̽̒͂̊̔̽̂͢͞f̹͓͕͍͎̤̞̹̓ͯͧ̌̋̌ͮͧ̚u̡̗͚͎̖͖͔ͭ̀̅͋̊̀̐̐ç̵̥̮͐͒͐͐̆̑k̬̩̀͟s̨̫̤͔̼̫̹͍̖͒̓̆̓͂́̒ͫ́ ͇̜͇̱̈́͌̏ͪ͂̅ͧ̔̓̕s̰̺͎̹̈́̆̀̆͌͗ȃ̡̖̮̞̪̼̩̍ͬ͋ͦ̋ͥ͘ķ͉̞̅̽ͩͥ̒̕͠e̸̴͎͐̒ͩ̉ͣͩ͛͜""

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh shit Sigma turned into the Martaix" i say as he does

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is the worst thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So do we need to teach Salt how to speak English? Or what?"