Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I squint.

"Not. Him."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm not saying your PSY, dude. That's kinda racist, actually."

 

[Saltarius]

"No! Me, not him!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, sorry. I'm not saying you're PSY, chick."

 

[Saltarius]

"당신을 위해 미친 이동이 내가 무엇을 얻을 수 있습니다."

I fold my arms.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"One moment," I put a Babelfish into Salt's ear, "Say that again."

 

[Saltarius]

"I go insane for you, and this is what I get in return."

I immediately put my hands over my mouth as the fluent English comes out of it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dude, Diamond and I don't like because you 'go crazy'."

 

[Saltarius]

I quiver my lip and fake whimpering.

 

[Captain Anon]

while I wait for the others I watch The Expendables 2 surprisingly on Youtube

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, don't do that. You're too old for that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Make me cry."

A tear rolls down my cheek.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, stop. I have no empathy for cry-babies."

 

[Saltarius]

My eyes immediately dry.

"총 가치."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife sits in a nearby recliner and eats some popcorn. Whether he's watching Salt's display or The Expendables 2 with Woon, this author will not say.

Meanwhile, I continue to be passed out in a planter.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Why do you need Diamond to like you any more? She's already crazy about you."

 

[Saltarius]

"...No leave."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"She's not gonna leave you, dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"Explain hate."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I head into a bathroom. When I emerge, I'm in full Terezi cosplay. I sit down on the recliner next to Knife.
"What are you watching?" I ask.